Look! It's the first MMP of spring!!

Oh, I’m glad you’ll be okay, Drae. Prayers for safe surgery and recovery and for your brother’s illness headed out. Also, Safe Travel vibes for rigs.

Shibb, your kids are adorable.
scout, you have caught my Hungry Illness. I can’t even figure out if I’m really hungry, or just preoccupied with food.
Home from work, and figuring out dinner and what to bake tomorrow. I bake because I’m bored, and then I clean up and get cranky. And then I sew something and my kitties try to play with pins and I shout at them.

I made salsa from a chowhound suggestion. I put some chipotle peppers, and some garlic (raw and roasted) and lime juice in the cuisinart, blended them, and then added a can of diced tomatoes and whirled it around for a second. It’s really, really yummy. And I made naan, so we had a really multicultural naan-salsa experience.

Drae, I’m glad it wasn’t your appendix. Hopefully, the CAT scan brings you fairly decent news. Surgery is never fun, well at least for me.

My younger sister just had her ovaries removed (she’s 39) in January. She had some really bad female problems. They ended up leaving her uterus in place, though. It started with cysts, but she’s endured problems for years, so they finally did something about it.

Your empty uterus line cracked me up too. I tend to make remarks like that when I’m in um…awkward/uncomfortable medical situations.

I, however, have been a very bad girl and still haven’t taken care of my girly check-up. I keep saying I should do it, but somehow never seem to follow through. I know I have, um, some issues, but they’re not killing me, so I muddle through.

Part of my fierce aversion to going to the doctor is a very, very bad gyno exam I had to endure when I was 15. The doctor was a complete and utter asshole. There are many more expletives to describe him, but this is the MMP, so I’ll leave it at that.

In addition, all through my 20s I had elevated liver functions. At first they thought the Pill was causing it, so I had to quit taking it. Then, they discovered I had gallstones, so my gallbladder was removed at age 22. This was in the days before laproscopic surgery, so I have a nice ugly scar to remind me of this. Even after that, my functions remained elevated. I had to go in EVERY week for blood tests. I did not do drugs, I didn’t drink heavily, I had never been to a third world country, etc. I was tested for all the hepatitis versions. Negative. I endured a liver biopsy. This sucked because they didn’t get a big enough sample the first time, so they had to do it again.

The results from the biopsy stated my liver looked like that of a women in her 50s who had some disease (I can’t remember what it was). Whatever, the disease was, it resulted in requiring a transplant! The biopsy went on to further state, this was impossible because the patient (me) was only 26. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Anyway, after enduring more tests, more headshaking, more being told my case was for the medical journals, I gave up. About three and a half years ago, I went in for a sort of physical and the girly check. I had them run tests on my liver again, and nothing super extraordinary was found. Very slightly elevated, but no biggie.

So, I put up with an occasional twinge in that area, feeling generally run down or tired, and a serious lack of energy. I force myself to get through every day and every task or chore. It’s just something I’ve learned to live with.

However, with all that being said, I would not recommend anyone else follow my stupid course of action or “inaction”. I just ran out of patience.

Whooo-wee! I’m gettin’ to be a geezer. I didn’t realize I’d typed that much.

Rigs, best wishes for a very safe and good trip! I’m still all envious!

I need to throw a load of laundry in the dryer. I can’t believe no one has ponied up The Laundry Fairy for me! What gives?

I love cute kid stories :slight_smile:

And changing fairy tales and stories- WTF??? When I have kids, they’ll hear the DEAD HUMPTY version of the nursery rhyme. and the BLACK SHEEP version as well.

as for gravel playgrounds- I have no playground gravel embedded in my body. but I have swallowed it. Somehow every time I fell off of something high, I did a faceplant.

Drae: I’m glad it’s not your appendix. I hope everything goes well. I’m also glad to hear they your brother is doing better.

and on to the day:

the good:

  • I have three summer jobs lined up. One is at a deli owned by a man who regularly comes and eats at the restaurant where I work. He’s only recently opened and says that if I want it, he’ll keep a place open for me when summer vacation comes. The second is at an antique shop a few doors down from the restuarant. It’s owned by another regular customer who just randomly told me if I wanted a second job, he’d love to have me becuase I’m always friendly. I told him I didn’t have the time right now, but I’d definitely keep it in mind for the summertime if he still wanted me. (these both happened separately over the past few weeks.) And the third, which I was offered today and which I think I’d like best, is a nanny/babysitting/mother’s helper job. My boss’s sister (who also sometimes works at the restaurant) is pregnant and, becuase I get along so well with her two-year-old, she wants to hire me to help look after her kids after the baby is born. Yay babies! I’ll look into all three a bit more, but I’m definitely leaning toward playing with babies.

  • My dad got a whole case of diet pepsi! When I go to Heaven, there will be a diet pepsi fountain in my house.

The bad:

  • my rotten sisters are on spring break and I’m not! I wanna go back to grade school for a week! (until they actually, you know, go back to school. Then I’ll go back to my own school.)

The fat:

  • 80 lb wasn’t a typo. I could definitely afford to lose it. And my mom noticed and is fine with it. She’s been telling me to lose weight for ages. Nobody wants to see a fat ballerina.

GAH! No offense, but don’t be stupid! I had a couple of bad gyn experiences - one during my pre-enlistment physical and one by, of all things, a WOMAN who lectured me when I told her I was uncomfortable having the exam done because of the bad first experience… grrrrr

Anyway, I opted to opt out of the annual poke-n-prod for years. Even after the trip to Paris when I spent the better part of a day in bed because of the pain!! Then I got married and my husband yelled at me and told me to go see the Dr. That’s when the cysts were discovered. That’s when I decided to be adult about my health and get checked up regularly.

Followups to one such check a few years later led to the discovery of severe endometriosis which had, among other things, nearly destroyed a section of my intestine. That little detail was discovered when I was on the operating table and a routine surgery became major abdominal surgery. It also became the day that all my girly innards came out.

My point is - do not ignore girly-related probs. At any age. My baby, at the ripe old age of 19, wound up losing a tube to a cyst. All because we figured cramps were normal at her age. Had we reacted sooner, it might not have gotten to that stage.

Same deal with mammograms - they’re no fun, but a few seconds of agony can give you a lifetime of peace of mind.

OK, no more lectures. You know what you have to do. Don’t make me yell at you again.

Is it Friday yet?

PS - who’s gonna do next week’s MMP?

Dottie - 80lbs? You voluptuous babe! (And yay to your director who didn’t dismiss you from the starring role because you’re not a size 1) Don’t go getting anorexia now just to acheive your goal. Do it the healthy way. Smart foods and reasonable exercise.
Drae, don’t put off having those little buggers taken care of. Just because they’re “nothing” now, doesn’t mean they’ll stay “nothing”.
Taters, don’t postpone your girlie exams any longer. Better to go now, endure the whatevers, and find out everything is good, than to wait until a problem comes up that maybe worse than it seems.
(stepping off “mom” box now)
Tonight is dress rehearsal for next week’s competition. Yay. Someone will be taking pictures. I’ll post one or two of me in my fabulous new RED costume.

Taters and Drae y’all know what you need to do to take care of yourselves. Now go do it, ok? We gotta keep both of ya around and all.

rigs have a great trip! Take lots of notes. Buy presents. We’ll be here when you get back.

It’s cool, dreary and rainy here today. A day I wish I could just stay home and lounge around in sweatpants and a tshirt. Y’all can picture me lounging around in a tshirt, sweatpants, white socks, rared back in my recliner and sipping on a beer. Pretty picture ain’t it! :smiley: I could add a bag of Cheetos[sup]TM[/sup] to the mix so I could wipe my hands on the white tshirt and have a big orange stain across the tshirt belly. Nothing says sloth like a big orange Cheeto[sup]TM[/sup] on a white tshirt I always say. Instead, here I sit at work. Le sigh.

I just made a 'zecutive decision - I’m taking off tomorrow.

We emptied our smaller guest bedroom last night in anticipation of paint and stuff. So rather than drag the process out over the whole weekend, I’ll start tonight and finish painting tomorrow. Then I can make the curtains and bed cover and sham on Sat afternoon, and have a bee-yoo-tee-ful guest room by Sunday night. Then we can start on the larger of the guest rooms.

I’m back in the remodeling/redecorating mode! Maybe spring fever has hit??

I think I may make the executive decision to go home. The I don’t wanna be here thing is feeling more like a maybe I shouldn’t be here thing. My sinuses are killing me! I feel the need for BenadrylTM followed by a period of being zonked out, cause that’s what it does to me. ACK!

FCM that’s a mighty ambitious sounding project. Maybe you should contact HGTV. They might wanna come and film it for one of those many, many makeover shows they are constantly showing which fascinate me, but I don’t consider to be real. Maybe you could get your own show! Picture it: “FCM’s 48 Hour Room Makeovers.” I smell an Emmy! :smiley:

Everybody get well, as soon as possible! Rebo has spoken!

Rigs, have a great trip. I’m so jealous!

I wish it was Friday, too. Even if this Friday isn’t my every-other-Friday off. I’m ready for a weekend.

Which will be full of sorting, packing, discarding, and possibly storing (in a storage facility.) Also gonna get some paint swatches and make dad choose the color of his bedroom.

I have to take both dogs to the vet this weekend. Checkup for Blaze’s ear infection, and a scan for a chip for our new little girl. I think it’s too late to not be devastated if she has one. :frowning:

Back to office packing and shredding. Fun stuff, I tells ya.

Today IS my Friday again. But I’m in billing hell so it ain’t gonna be slacker time. It is dreary here today, too. I don’t hear no takers for next week yet. Surely somebody has sumpin.

riggs, have a wonderful time. Bring back presents. :wink:

drae, I’ve done the whole ovarian cysts thing. First when I was 21. Lost my left ovary to that one. Later after boy child was born I developed another one on the right ovary. Luckily, these days the surgery can be done laprascopically which beats the hell out of the old fashioned way.

fcm, I think you are right. It’s spring fever time. Mr. Anachi is kibitzing to go to the depot and look at the cabinets for our master bath. The ones in there now are perfectly fine but just…weird. Plus the countertop must be replaced. It’s cultured marble with built in sinks and the sinks are cracking. They MUST go. Good luck with the guest room. Pics when it’s done please. :slight_smile:

swampy, sounds like the perfect mental health day off excuse to me.

Tupug

How coincidental. My cousin in Flarduh sent me this little nugget just this morning.

Okay, I’ve got my cat scan and ultrasound scheduled, and I’ve made sure my doctor’s office has submitted the proper pre-authorization forms, so I’m all set for Monday. Here’s the thing–between 10:15 and 2:15 on Monday I have to drink 35 ounces of clear liquids and then not pee until my appointment at 3:15. How will that be possible? I’m going to explode. I’ve got a pretty impressive bladder, but I think this may be beyond even my capabilities, especially when my belly already hurts. At least the imaging place is right around the corner from work.

You oughta try it when you’re seven months pregnant. :smiley:

bobbio, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m sending that one to my brother. :smiley:

How good of a chugger are you? I’m asking a serious question, BTW.

35 oz isn’t all that much. It’s 4 standard glasses of water, or roughly a liter. Do your normal morning routine, but don’t eat anything after the drinking window starts, and don’t pee after you start drinking. If you’re a good chugger, drink it all in the last hour before the window shuts, and you should be OK, 'cuz your kidneys
aren’t that fast.

If you don’t chug well, you’ll need more time to get it all down, and the need to pee will show up. Nothing says you can’t try it before hand, either. It’s only water.

I LOVE Adagio Tea and FedEx. The tea that I ordered at 3:15 yesterday afternoon was on my doorstep when I left for work this morning at 8:45! Definitely great service. Yay for tea!

I’m also happy because we have daffodils in our office. One of my coworkers does a fund raiser for the Cancer Society every year where we can order daffodils. They came yesterday and today they’re all opened up and pretty. Just so sunny sitting on my desk. And they smell so nice!

I’m very good about getting my girly bits checked out. But that’s just because the nice doctor gives me birth control if I get checked up every year. This is a Good Thing so I deal with it.

Good luck Drae. If you have to have surgery, hope everything goes well.

Now that everyone’s mentioning taking tomorrow off, I want a day off! But I have to save my vacation days for possible interview trips out to Mpls. :frowning: I just want to get this over with and to get a job!!

Hi, everyone. Just had to take a peek at what this MMP this morning.

Drae -glad it’s not your appedix, by ovarian cysts are not anything to blow off. Drink starting at 12:30ish on–you’ll be fine. Most CT depts have a toilet nearby, btw.
My crocuses are blooming. Note to self–go away in August or February when the temptation to garden is not present. (I wanna see my daffodils bloom!).

Almost all packed. We leave at 3pm. I did not sleep in because husband set his damned alarm for 0600. He rolled over–not me. And then Daughter let the cat out (we put the cat in the basement every noc so that we aren’t kept awake by him).

Grrr. I was not June Cleaver this morning…

What are my chances of running into Colin Firth, Hugh Grant or Alan Rickman and they falling madly in love with me and me never coming back? I’d say fair to good, no?
thanks to all for your good wishes–I will buy everyone presents (or at least think of you when I am buying souvenirs for myself!). Heh.

No offense taken. I realize I am being completely irrational, stupid and immature. I have suffered endometriosis, my ovaries are very scarred, etc. The really ironic thing is that I make sure the kids go to the doctor, I hector my husband into going, and everyone else. I am merciless. I can’t seem to do the same for myself.

Well crap! I need to deal with some issues here at work. Ta-ta for now.

This would be a good idea except I think the idea is for the bladder to be full so that it pushes the girlie bits up out of the pelvic bones so they can see em. Not something you need worry about when you have dangly bits. Just sayin…

**Rigs ** - have a safe trip

**Drae ** - think of the water as nasty medicine you must take to get better. And I second the chug it all about an hour before the deadline, then CLENCH!!!

Li-li - are you baking this week? I haven’t heard any brownies in a while

And where is the meat of the day? and yesterday’s for that matter (or did I miss that one)?

I am running around trying to get five batches of bread started before we go to church . We’re supposed to me the something-or-other to do with new members, so’s when Father Henry gets back from vacation we can start the process of joining. RCIA, being catechised, first confession, what-have-you. I’m excited.

And Bailey has just sat down on the mouse.

I might do brownies tomorrow. Right now I’m doing egg bread and whole wheat and oatmeal honey. Mr. Lissar is feeling better, and he just poured a bucket of cold water over his head. He’s crazy.

Bon voyage, rigs!