Look out! I'm taking matters into my own hands (eHarmony, eStraightDope?)

Ok, I’d like everyone to know that I am tired of messing around. This sums up my last two serious relationships.

Relationship #1 100% Comfort
0% Passion

Relationship #2 100% Passion
0% Comfort

If mister 50/50 is out there somewhere (preferably near Ohio) then he needs to respond right now!

There has to be something to that old saying, “Everything in Moderation.”

Don’t you think?

I’m in Ohio. But I think my wife wouldn’t like that. :wink:

Speaking of the wife, I’ve had two seemingly distinct relationships with her. It used to be all passion and no comfort…now it’s the exact opposite. Such is marriage, I suppose.

Hrmmm…this thread reminds me that I need to shake up the routine.

You said it, brother. :cool:

Glad to do my part for husband-kind.

But yes, you’re right I was looking for single 50/50 men.

Thanks, though. :slight_smile:

100% desperation

I’m here.
I breathe.
I cook.
I’m comfortably passionate.
I’m single.
I live in Ohio.
Some things in moderation, some things in excess.

Well, devilsknew , I like the idea of comfortably passionate. But I’m a little bit concerned about 100% desperation. Did you mean that you are 100 % desperate or that I am one hundred percent desperate? :smiley:

That Eharmony guy scares me, he sells sex to the guys and marriage to the girls (women, ladies, female carbon based humanoids or whatever the PC term is this week) “there are a lot of happy guys out there tonight”, yuk!

Unclviny

I like to think I’m 50/50, I’m single and I live in Cincinnati, OH. Of course there’s a fundamental issue outside that standing between us, methinks.

“eStraightDope” at $4.95 per year is CHEAPER than eHarmony!!!

Am I the only one who thought this thread would be about masturbation?

Oh brother! :rolleyes:

I meant 100% desperation on my part. Just a little self effacement and honesty (It has been some time since I’ve hugged a woman, let alone been intimate.). If desperation worries you, well it worries me more. Calling Dr. Love, need that healing touch!

btw - I’m a cheezball as evidenced by this post…hope cheeze doesn’t count against me.