“I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.” - Chico Marx
There are these new thingies called “spoons” that ya’ll might want to check out…
No one has mentioned being caught squeezing the Honey Bear right into your mouth?
Going for a straight shot of Reddi-Whip?
Amateurs! 
There are other places besides the mouth to use Reddi-Whip.
Works best with an accomplice.
Go crazy with the Cheez Whiz.
Isn’t that the Cheeze Whiz slogan?
I know someone who got kicked out of a ballgame for drinking from the pitcher.
The chocolate syrup calls me. Who has time for a spoon? Besides, it’s messy that way.
I have caught my husband eating chunks of brown sugar straight out of the bag …
It’s also much harder to do it on the sly with a spoon. I’ve got kids, man. Do you really think I want to get caught?
Those are for the powdered sugar habit.
{Paris Hilton}Thass hawt.{/PH}
Yeah, but if I found myself caught by my wife in that situation, I think I would have bigger problems to worry about 