I wasn’t drinking directly out of the Mrs. Butterworth’s bottle, and you can’t prove it.
Joe
Dude. The least you could do is drink the real thing. I mean, Mrs. Butterworth’s is just so … so second-class.
I’ve caught hubby eating brown sugar out of the package, he too, denies it.
You weren’t drinking Mrs. Butterworth’s, you were just giving her a little kiss. 
I’ve never caught Bill drinking right out of the pancake syrup bottle.
The chocolate syrup bottle is another thing.
I’ve never caught my husband drinking anything out of the bottle/container. He does eat peanut butter by the spoon, but we both do that.
Wuddn’t me.
I do that, too, but I don’t deny it. Brown sugar is candy.
Brown sugar out of the box is fine. Peanut butter by the spoonful is fine. Heck, maple syrup directly from the bottle would be fine, too. But Mrs. Butterworth’s? That’s just wrong…
A few seconds in the microwave and she gets* hot*.
I mean, her bottle steams.
Methinks thou doth protest too much.
maybe
Why dirty a spoon when you can get Peanut Butter Fingers?
These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy
If it’s the right kind of peanut butter you can drink it.
Yeah, yeah. It starts with the Mrs. Butterworths. But pretty soon you’ll be moving on to harder stuff and before too long they find you in a back alley with a flask of pure maple in your hand.
Sounds like when my mother caught my father eating mayo right out of the jar. 
And to the OP, try a small bit of milk and a LOT of Mrs Butterworth
George and Mrs. B
Sitting in a tree
C.H.U.G.G.I.N.G
I can honestly say I’ve never drunk from the chocolate syrup bottle.
Squeezing chocolate syrup directly on my tongue doesn’t count, right?
Hey, never mind that! I think I saw you kissing your cowboy friend out behind the house! I saw what I saw!
[Mrs Butterworth]
Oh ho ho, someone has put a “No go!” right over your face.
[/Mrs. Butterworth]