Ahhh … the SDMB equivalent to standing around looking skyward to see how many people you can get to look up.
Or, pointing at some imaginary thing on someone’s chest, then flicking the end of their nose when they look down.
Who wants to help me light fire to a paper bag full of mushy dog poop on Beeruser’s front porch?
Hi again.
I just noticed that my underwear is getting smaller.
Has anyone else noticed this strange phenomenon?
Net, eto ne luk, eto chesnok.
Mmmmmmooooooooo!!!
Where are the cows i hear?
Got milk???
::evoking Bill Murray and Steve Martin::
Well look at that!
What the hell is that?
Sweet Basil
I just realized since I posted, now I have to check this thread to look for responses. Double bastard. 
purplebear commented:
Okay, how’s this:
Beeruser, you unholy pile of wet horse manure! (Hey, no “four letter words” were used.)
(And that means I’m going to have to read this thread again. CURSES!!!)
'Saright, Irishman; I trapped myself most effectively by commenting to you, starting this chain reaction. 
My deepest, humblest apologies to you. :o
And, thank you for not using any of those words. Much appreciated.
Thank you, Anti-Pro. I try.
There! I got you over 1000. :D:D
I’m still not looking, will someone tell me what is this thread is about please.
geez…got tricked here by the large number of views…
I was done!
Feh! What a wasted click. Beeruser, I’m gonna get you for this! :rolleyes:
My mother warned me about this sort of thing…
Hey Beeruser, have we messed up your experiment by making a useful - er, well, at least somewhat funny - thread out of it?
It is to be hoped, Irishman!
<chuckling in her best Peter Lorre voice, purplebear leaves the room again>
I can’t believe all you people who actually looked at this thread!!! :: pointing finger at you :: HA HA HA HA HA!!! HA HA ha…wait a minute…
DAMN!
You think I have big teeth? 
Someone told me today that a real man should do everything with one hand only. Hmmm…