I want to have a thread that has the same number of views as posts. To do that, YOU(whoever is reading this right now) will have to post something, anything on this thread. I won’t look at this when I post it so it will be ‘0 posts, 0 views’ when it is on the board. So, let’s try it.
fine. here you go.
you already lost though. after this, it’ll be 2-7
And already it ain’t workin’. Nice try, Anubis.
I’d hate to disappoint you…
Polly
Simulpost, and great minds think alike.
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And welcome to the SDMB, P.W.Doodle.
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can’t happen.
been tried already.
id post a link but I’m afraid to leave and come back and
have to post twice to this little piece of inanity 
Which reminds me :
Travelling to Limerick (Ireland) recently I came accrosssome roadworks and there was a sign informing all and sundry that the roadworks were being conducted and sponsered by European funds and the title of the project ?
“Inane Development”
Inane apparently is the name of the place.
But considering the number of roadworks conducted in this coutry solely to secure further funding it had a particular irony.
There:
Thats more reply than you deserve.
hey, i had an idea…
it only adds one view per person…
so, all we have to do is post MANY MANY TIMES to keep up with the views! if we each add one view and five posts, we can pull ahead!
come on, we can do it!
go! go! go! go! go!
I’ve got an even better idea.
Use the search engine to see if this has been done before(it has).
A thread like this will grow beyond reason and ultimately be locked.
Alright, I want the names of the bastards who looked but didn’t post.
Wasn’t me!
post
Anything to pad my post coun…help a fellow Doper! 
14 and 67 now. Sorry, Anubis.
sure.
~~ This is a trap… but while I’m here:
Nutrition Facts
Serv. Size 1 bowl
Servings 1
Calories 180
Fat Cal. 40
*Percent Daily Values
(DV) are based on a 2000 calorie diet.
I refuse to participate. 
[sub][sub]only out of courtesy… I do hate being trapped…
Maybe they don’t have names. Maybe they’re unregistered lurkers who wouldn’t post for all the olives in Italy.
Either way, t’wasn’t me.