Well hello to all, I’ve been what you call ‘lurking’ for quite some time now, hooked in through the SD web site, observing all that goes on 'round these parts. Today i decided i was finally going to take the plunge – make my first post. Of course i wouldn’t want to waste something so precious posting on an inane or unpopular thread, and as i was considering where i should write my first post, it occurred to me that i could ask other SDMB posters for some advice. What’s the best place to make my first post? Any ideas?
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Welcome, White Lightning. Glad you decided to delurk!
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Anyway, congrats, and enjoy. As you can see, I’m not really a veteran, but everyone here loves me just the same (right, guys? Guys? Hey, wait up!)
Oh wow! ‘White Lightning’ huh?? Do you come in a white jug??
Good subject matter, making a post about what to make a post. Subtle, yet discerning. You make a fine year!!
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- Good to see you purplebear! Any good roommate material yet?? *
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Hey white lightning! As the official newbie welcomer™ there is a $15 registration fee payable to me, your friendly neighborhood talkin squirrel. Also you will have to…I don’t know…hijack all of whammo’s threads I guess.
Have fun at you’re stay at the SDMB where people check in but never check out! ::evil laughter::
Hey there, White Lightning. Nice ta meetcha.
hey, thanks for the warm welcome guys. TS, the check is in the mail. Anti Pro, thanks for the compliment. i realized after the fact that the second post was unnecessary and in fact detracted from the tautological humor inherent in my post. but i’m a newbie, what are ya gonna do.
Boy, give the newbie a hug, and don’t even get a mention. I tell ya, what’s this place comin’ to? 
[hijack] Anti Pro, I chose, go look! Now, if only I could do it for real… 
Thanks for asking.[/hijack]
Nuttin’ a’course!! I thought about paying that fee to Talkinsquirrel for you, but I thought, it might make more sense to go find Whammo and hijack his cat!! If he has one, if he doesn’t, I’ll give him one first.
Besides, you must be a night owl, my favorite people in all the world!!!
night owl, indeed.
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my apologies.
hello White Lightning,
you do realise that whenever I see your name I am going to think of the disasterously strong (and suprisingly cheap) white Cider that they sell in my local off licence? the drink is known locally as the choice of a new generation of dropouts.
btw, welcome aboard!
“the choice of a new generation of dropouts,” quite pithy. yeah one of the intended meanings of my name is i’ve heard it’s another name for moonshine/grain alcohol. the “rule” for grain alcohol is, if you can taste it in your drink, there’s too much. the kind i get here, Everclear, comes with a “Flammable” warning label, which i think is awfully cool. once at college i got an empty Everclear bottle, filled it up with water, and gave my RA a heart attack.
enough about me. how are you?
Welcome aboard, White Lightning.
Hi from a fellow newbie. Glad to meet ya!
–Tabithina
Hey there from a recent delurker!
(coyly) Will you be my friend cos nobody welcomed me?
Nah, welcome to the board, us newbies have to stick together!
Hi too Tabithina too, cool name 
Heya White Lightning. So, what else does your name mean, if not only for the moonshine?
Hi there nadin, nice to meetcha!
Welcome to the both of you.
well, Democritus, my favorite band used to be the band named Everclear, and i liked that the moniker “White Lightning” was associated with both alcohol and rock music, two of my favorite things, so i appropriated it some time ago. there’s the additional issue of the word “white,” since it’s always been a big joke with my friends that i’m the only white guy they hang out with, so i go by “white dude” or “whitey” when i’m with them, and when i first started making names for message boards and things online i used names like “White Dude” etc, so when i thought of White Lightning it just fit perfectly. thanks for asking.
nadin and Tabithina, i’m very glad to meet the two of you. a big welcome {{{{{{nadin}}}}}} from one newbie to another. how cruel of them not to have welcomed you. just think, in a year or five we can be the ones to haughtily stick our noses up at the newbies of the future!
that’s not to say i’m not all warm and fuzzy inside at how nice the board has been to me. you’ve been great.
Didja know that “blue lightning” has higher current, and “white lightning” has higher voltage…Shocking eh?
:/me slaps self in head:
:/me realizes that a proper greeting would be appropriate:
:Ahem:
:Silo rolls out “the red carpet” for the new guy:
[[welcome a-board!]]
I’s really don’t like that verbally inclined bushy tailed tree rat!!
I said DAAMMNN!!! Can’t we just that the poor thing rest in peace??? LMAO please don’t grave rob my kitty!