I remember reading a thread where someone asked why the Eagles didn’t just help take the ring to Mt. Doom. Enter a doper who gave a dialogue between Gandalf and Gwaihir, the main-most eagle, if you will. It went something like:
Gandalf: Hey, you think you can take some stuff into Mordor for me?
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Gwaihir: **Wait, what??? Mordor? Why? What kind of stuff?
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Gandalf: **Just a couple of hobbits…
Gwaihir: I don’t know about all that… plus, you still owe me for the last trip I made for you. I’m not a courier pigeon.
Or something to that effect. All I remember is thinking it was HILARIOUS at the time and now I can’t find it!
Anybody remember who posted it or the thread it was in? I’ve searched dozens of LOTR threads!