Looking for a webcomic about Superman and Batman

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I can’t find it, but I have faith in my fellow Dopers.

I think it should be Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. But it’s barely possible that it’s The Oatmeal. Here’s the setup:

Superman is talking with Batman. Actually, he’s apparently recapping everything Batman has just told him about his origin story. The gist of Superman’s recap is basically:

*So, when you were a little boy, you suddenly became the master of an inconceivably enormous fortune; you had what amounted to a slave working for you, seeing to your every need, your every desire, your every whim; no advantage was denied you, you received the best of everything?

Bruce, you had an AWESOME childhood!*

Then we see Batman, looking up at Superman through his tears.

The final panel shows a couple of orderlies/guards at Arkham Prison for the Criminally Insane (or maybe the JLA Brig/Infirmary) talking about how the patient/prisoner in the padded room they just passed actually killed Superman with his bare hands…

Anybody got a link? TIA.

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Found it!

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How exactly does an unprepared Batman beat Superman to death?

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Batman is always prepared.

And he always carries a piece of Kryptonite in a lead-lined box on his belt. Just in case.

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The same way a prepared one does. He shatters every bone in his hands and arms hitting Superman, then Superman wanders off to commit suicide because he hurt his friend.

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Excellent! Thanks very much! I just stuck it into a FB thread started by an old college buddy who writes comic book scripts (and his wife owns a comic book store). I think he’s going to get a kick out of it.