I tried it and it sort of worked. For some reason since last evening I’ve only consumed extracts and water, but have yet to have an organism.
Still doesn’t work.
Links aren’t working. Otherwise I’d be happy to give it a listen.
Yep, I deleted the beta track. It wasn’t finished; I added a few bells and whistles and fixed a few of the more glaring audio problems (like me audibly yawning during the recording). Here’s the full, finished version.
As said, any feedback or critique would be super welcome, and as with most artists starting out, sharing is absolutely caring. 
I came to say it didn’t work, but I get the jizzst of what you’re shooting for.
It’s OK, we can try again later.
Okay, first: It’s too late here to play on speakers, so I’m on a cheapo headset. I’ve also been skipping back and forth (I suspect I have ADHD).
There’s a faint hum that I think is distracting. I don’t notice it after the hippie stuff starts, but cheapo headset. The recording is otherwise fine as far as I can tell (on my cheapo headset), apart from: Breathing into the mic! I realize breathing might be part of the thing, but it stands out to me.
I’d need to get on my monitors to be able to listen more carefully.
As for subjective critique: 
If I’m ever to DJ, I’m gonna try to fit this in somehow! 
Faint hum that stops when the tanpura starts up? I don’t hear that at all in my speakers or my headset, but neither is particularly high quality.
[del]Is it just the very audible ones, like at 1:12, or…[/del] Nah, I see what you mean. There’s a lot of entirely unintentional breathing sounds and I should cut out. This is going to take some practice and breath work to do better next time.
LMAO 
Please don’t subject people to hypnosis without their explicit consent. There’s a reason I put that content warning at the start of the file.
It’s just background noise. It’s pretty low, try turning your speakers up and listen to the beginning.
ETA: Roger that! I will not hypnotize unwilling subj… objects?
A friend of mine who does this kind of content recommended a sound gate, I think I’ll try that when recording for my next file.
Also, if anyone wants to get into this stuff, feel free to shoot me a PM and I can point you in the right directions.
This, please
Okay, so… I made another file!
This one is… different.
NSFW audio and text!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/fuckpet-17922857
Being treated like a human is so overrated.
In this file, I’m going to show you how much fun it can be to let go of all those pesky human thoughts, and just be an obedient little fuckpet. Featuring my voice, as well as the voice of my wonderful Princess Fuckpet Ross.
CW: contains themes of dehumanization, pet play, and degradation. This file will stick a mantra in your head that reminds you of how to be a good pet. It will also leave you with a trigger that makes you feel wonderful and make animal noises whenever someone pets you in a safe place. Male and Female voices. Full script available to patrons shortly.
Again, any feedback on the audio or content would be greatly appreciated. I think this one went a lot better, and that I got a lot better at working with audacity. I finally learned how to use “Noise Reduction”, and it turns out it’s basically fucking magic. So that’s nice. Also: rolling pan, gradual pitch shift, etc. I’m learning a lot in this process, and it’s a ton of fun.