Looking for critique on my first hypnotic audio file (NSFW!)

So, as I’ve brought up in the past, I am an amateur “recreational” hypnotist.

Well, today I finished the first draft of my first file!

WARNING: NSFW TEXT, AUDIO

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The file is intended to stick a mantra in your head, and cause you to no longer be able to orgasm. Made on request of a few people in a discord server I frequent.
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I thought I would share this here for three reasons:

  1. In case anyone is interested in this kind of thing: awesome, give it a look.
  2. In case anyone here knows what they’re doing with audio editing, and wants to give me some pointers on where I can tighten up my audio.
  3. Because I’m hyper and proud I did a thing and wanna share it everywhere.

Mostly the second, given the proclivities on the board.

So yeah, I did a thing. :smiley:

Does it contain the words: “Madagascar” and “Constantinople” ?

I get this: “This track was not found. Maybe it has been removed”

I suppose it’s none of my business, but what are some typical reasons why someone would want to be unable to have an orgasm?

No, silly. Istanbul was Constantinople!

Not necessarily be unable, but to refrain from doing so. There are several philosophical schools of thought on the matter.

Dianism
Coitus Reservatus
Karezza
Some schools of Tantric sex.

And I’m sure most ladies would prefer a partner who’s not a member of the minute-man brigade.

Same here.

I was actually hoping for a “Not wanting a cigarette” or even handier, a “Not eating so much crap” mantra…

Can we request an “I don’t want carbs” and an “I want to work out” mantra?

I get a cartoon pony clopping its hoof backwards from ten.

I loved it. It was much better than Cats. I’m going to listen again and again.

It’s a control and bondage thing. On one hand, people really enjoy the feeling of not being able to control their own body, of losing the ability to orgasm for control purposes. On the other hand, a lot of people really enjoy the feeling of edging, of being stuck right on the edge of orgasm. It can be a fun feeling to ride that edge, and some people prefer it to actually tipping over. It can get pretty weird, I will freely admit.

Augh, copied the wrong link. Here, try this:

(again: NSFW as all hell)

Maybe the op would be better off marketing it as “delayed orgasm”, then. As it is now, it sounds like he’s going to try to render guys unable to climax at all, ever. Doesn’t sound so appealing.

That killed me. Dead.

That’s the joke.

I know ViveHypno does a few files around those lines:

(Probably NSFW)

That’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

:p:D:cool:

is this stuff actually claimed to work? all it is is two tones setting up a 15 Hz beat frequency and a guy whose voice wanted to make me laugh more than anything.

I guess nobody can spare a poem for Byzantium…

Hypnosis is not a panacaea. You tend to get out of it what you put into it, and being a subject (technical term for someone who goes into trance) is also a skill to be learned. Trance is a pleasant state, and it makes you more suggestible (and makes it easier to forge connections in your mind), but it does depend, to some degree, on what you want to get out of it. If you go into trance believing that it’s a load of nonsense, chances are good that the suggestions will just wash over your mind, get marked as “nonsense”, and discarded by your subconscious. If you fight the induction, you’ll never even make it into trance. And if a file tries to make you do something you wouldn’t be comfortable doing, your subconscious tends to reject the suggestion outright.

HypnoStory (who teaches courses at hypnosis conventions) put out a file recently, which is mostly safe for work (but I’m still going to bracket it here) that goes over some basics. Nothing sexual, just an explanation of how trance works, a deep trance, some safety tools, and some advice as to how to get the most out of hypnosis:

Another great introduction to these concepts is “Mind Play” by Mark Wiseman, which I have just started reading.

But you can take it for someone who’s been doing this for about a year, on both sides of the pocketwatch, as it were. This stuff works. I have submissives who have handed me documents they don’t remember writing and who will slap themselves in the face on command. I listened to a file the other day that makes you forget other relationships, and I still can’t put a name to the face of this one ex I used to be a little obsessed with (and I’m honestly quite happy about that). And trance state is a distinct mental state with some very interesting properties, as confirmed by various fMRI imaging studies.

But it’s certainly not for everyone.

Also, the file has been released on my Tumblr for anyone who would like to hear the finished version (SUPER NSFW!):

Any feedback or critique would be super welcome. :slight_smile:

Heh, yep, it worked!

There is a post hypnotic suggestion that you believe the track did not play.

So . . . can you, ya know?