Looking for puns regarding my new niece who was born into her mother's pants

All I’ve got is the kid’s new nickname, PJ, but other than that good jokes have been eluding me. So any thoughts?

Gee, Sis. Sounds like you really got caught with your pants up.

At least you didn’t have to do any of the Lamaze PANT-ing this time.

I know you’re in a hurry to get the kid out of diapers and into underpants, but don’t you think that’s a little extreme?

That’s the most terrifying thing I’m likely to see today, and I’m an emergency responder.

“Uh, there’s a baby in there!” is awesome.

It sounds like your sister in law wears the pants in that relationship. I know, I’m sorry, but it’s the best I can do on short notice.

I’ve heard of getting into someone’s pants, but that’s taking it a little too far.
:smiley:

So, to get to the baby, the Doc had to cut the umbilical cord-uroys?

The baby was born healthy since the mom has good jeans.

Is that a baby in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Name the kid Levi Jean.

So, that kid really takes after her dad, huh?

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Couldn’t wait to get into mom’s pants.

Baby in your pants! Baby in your pants! Lookin like a fool with that baby in your pants!

I love the jeans (+Levi) and the corduroy.

Cute as a trouser mouse!

She’s lucky it went so well - breeches births can be very tricky, so cut her some slacks. Hopefully the kiddo will grow up to be a real smarty pants.

I think this is the winner.

I’ve got puchlines but no setups:

“…puts her pants on one baby at a time.”

“…gave birth by the seat of her pants.”

Get some help here?

Poor mom. Most parents have a while to get used to being parents before they have to start worrying if their kid is loading their pants.

Since the baby had a safe arrival her mum must have been wearing parachute pants.

And very quick weight loss too - “There’s room for two people in here!”

(Oh, and congrats on the new niece!)