Don’t want to stirrup any trouble, but I am interested in this topic anvil try to help you. Am I a hammer what?
Blast you, Dragwyr, I was gonna use that! 
On a toy: “Made by patella”
Ok, I know that was terrible, I’ll leave…
Theres a new comedy sensation at the graveyard. Red Skeleton.
None of this makes any sense. Must be a clavicle error.
Where did all those bite marks on your shoulder come from?
Count Scapula!
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they don’t have any organs.
Skeletons don’t have a tendon, see, to stay together.
Still looking - may have found something by tomarrow…
Stop SKULLking around, why are you depending on us for your rib ticklers?
It’s like if theire was a young lady trying to choose a sex partner and in line she saw 5 naked men and one skeleton, she;'d dtake the skeleton because why settle for cocks 1-5 when coccyx will do?
Q How is a doctor feeling a baby’s head like Ponce De Leon?
A He’s looking for the Fontinelles of Youth
Oh that is just too damn funny. Thanks to you, I now have beer on my monitor, numbskull. 
Tripler
I have a tendoncy to laugh when I read threads like this.
:well tibia honest aren’t my pun humerus it would be such a femur-ry situation because it would skull my reputation after all my puns are BONE-ified by a ton of comedian! a skeleton!
my sister:…snickers
me: i am not even telling you a fibula all of this is rib-bing me everyday
if i can help someone in need
lol:cool:
:D:D:D:D
The hip bone’s Schenectady the thigh bone…
Dig up the graves of Napoleon and his family, and you’ll see lots of bony parts.
I noticed this OP is 13 years old. How soon did you kneed the puns?