You’re doing a bang up job.
Giraffe is my favorite.
More power to the deflector shields! Anyway I can’t vouch for anything jaymac1 says about herself, but thinking she’s umkay again, telling almost the exact same story from another location? That’d be all kinds of insane.
I did enough to find out you’re wrong about jaymac1 being umkay. Remind me what you did again?
Also, I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to tell posters to “shut up”.
Yes it is, and you’re ruining it for us spectators.
I’ve no proof but I heard that he won Gold medal at the Jam Eating Contest in Springfield Oregan in the “Jams Made Out of Chillis” category.
Sorry. Speak less loud. I feel like such a cunt.
I’ve moved three times since I began posting here and have also posted from my phone while on vacation. Please provide evidence that posters tend to use the same IP in perpetuity.
Everyone knows real socks only ever use static IPs.
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
Sock, troll, who cares? She’s full of shit either way. For example.
Yes. Yes, it would. Going from message board to message board telling the exact same story under a variety of different names and identities would definitely be insane. Certifiable, even.
It’s a lucky thing for us there’s no possible way for a person to obtain an IP address or VPN account from another location or we could have quite a nut on our hands.
From the other thread
"Aye, I’m still a virgin and I’m 18. I guess no one likes a wheelchair girl. Funny because most Scottish people nowadays lose their virginity by age 13! That is nae even a joke. "
Oh come on, if you’re going to pretend to be from Rutherglen, it’d be “isnae” or “is no’ " not " is nae” with the weird pause in between.
And since when was there a “sixth form college” in Rutherglen? We’re Scotland honey, we don’t have “forms”. Sixth year, yup, but “form”? Nope.
Gorilla warfare?
Impressive!
So have I. You’re right- someone from California who pretends to be a rich quadriplegic saved up enough money from the high-powered job she doubtless has that she moved to the U.K. Then she came back to the SDMB with the same old lie because there are only, like, three message boards on the Internet. It all makes sense now.
It is. Even so, coming back to a place that already busted you with the same lie is hard to believe. That seems like the kind of thing you figure out on day tTwo as an Internet liar.
And it’s a good thing I don’t know how to tell what I’m looking at when it comes to this stuff.
I dinna ken what you are trying to say here but it seems to me that you are casting aspersions on our poor misunderstood lassie from Glasgow. Ach, aye!
Dinnae fash yersel about the wee colleen, she’s a bonnie fechter, aye!
I’ve always thought it makes for a great bedtime snack. 
You’re just saying that because his bum’s out the window.
Sounds like she’s on the up and up, then. Good work!
A more likely story is that this is an idle rich college dropout or sheltered, pampered kid with globe-trotting parents. umkay was quite the charming and well-spoken sociopath, it’s also possible that someone with her verbal skills and er, umm…creativity could snag a mate from another locale without much trouble.
Anyway, if new girl has been reading for 18 months, what prevented her from joining in that thread and saying, Hey, me too! Let’s talk about me and my disability and related issues with my sex life?