I would absolutely believe this as well. I’m not saying it’s Umkay, just the same breed (and I mean troll, not wheelchair bound)
Yeah, so who wants to bet me that she never shows? I need some easy money.
This is the best thing I’ve read all day.
I am at work now but when I get home I can make it look like I am posting from pretty much anywhere in the world. In other words, the IP came first and then the regional accent.
Hey look, here’s a proxy from Australia! :Changes IP: “G’Day, Mate. Cheers from Oz.”
Are there any IPs that are predominantly used by the Aztec? Did jaymac1 get her disability falling down a ziggurat? What are her beliefs regarding Huitzilopochtli?
Damn it, I hadn’t even read her Pit thread to see that she’s flounced already. Now we’ll never know if she’s real. 
She’ll be back. It just might be under a different name, telling us that **jaymac1 **has tragically died.
King Kong style!
That paragraph is a copypasta meme, I took out all the threatening parts of it.
That would be so tragic. I can only hope whoever registers to let us know will share details of where the service is to be held, so I can come and say a few words, maybe sing Amazing Grace.
Also, is Scotland the place where they push your body out on a raft and set it on fire? I hope so.
You’re thinking of Cleveland.
In Dalmarnock (next door to Rutherglen), they didn’t bother with the raft.
“Viking funeral”. And we’ll be delayed until we can build an ADA-approved ramp onto the raft…
Bravo, dopers.
I am kicking myself in the ass for wasting 11 years in a monogamous relationship with another message board that so far pales in comparison that I’m almost ashamed to have once loved it.
This here is some seriously funny shit. And I just invested about an hour on the back story.
It’s ok, we won’t tell Giraffe.
I’m too new here to get that joke. But I’m ok with not telling giraffe.
I still think you’re overestimating the average intelligence level.
Has anyone checked the other boards that Umkay enhanced yet to see if there have been other resurgences?
I totally would do it myself, but I’m washing my hair that night.
He’s referring to the guy who runs a board dedicated to people who fetishize Williams Syndrome.
How did you even know about the “back story”? Huh? Somethings not right in this thread.
You don’t sound very Oirish bucketybuck…