Thank you to those who responded to my lameness. I accept the whoosh. Won’t happen again.
I wish I could do the multi-quote thing, but as it happens, I don’t have a mouth tube, voice recognition software or a cadre of caregivers. And I’m using my ipad.
But I do feel rather at home here.
How very Todd Margaret of you.
Only when I have both my legs.
IT IS SO NOT FAIR that you guys have all the fun while I’m at work! By the time I get here, the party’s over! :mad:
Also, I’m not in the habit of picking on newbies, but I do have to make a correction here:
Honey - it’s not the English fucking language - it’s the fucking English language.
Well… unless you’re meaning it in the sense of how much we screw it up when we talk. 
Now… i’m off to order a pizza and eat the whole damn thing all by myself, because it’s Monday, that’s why! And I missed all the fun!
So did I, a long time ago – but fortunately, I’m not from Glasgow, so I’m not jaymac1.
Luckily, I’m a trained intelligence professional and recognized the cleverly camouflaged link in post 12 of this thread.
Where I come from, it’s not polite to let the new guy be the thread killer.
crickets
Um (heh), don’t you think the first line is sort of inappropriate?
I’m extremely sure you are an asshole. Funny how assholes can start with an impression of cleverness, but just can’t maintain the facade for long…:rolleyes: Besides, I thought we were here to laugh and point elsewhere.
She’s not looking for accolades, she just wants attention. And what a way to do it too. In just a handful of posts, she’s talk the of the town. In all my years of posting here, I can’t recall anybody causing such a buzz in so few posts.
She’s geting exactly what she wants and gher troll skills are masterfully calculated.
No, and I’m confused as to how you could.
First spoken line?
First sung line?
You’re clearly merely an Australian putting on a fake Australian act: it’s “G’day” and we don’t call this place “Oz”, only foreigners do. As you very well know.
I got that, and loved it.
It’s a date. You’ll be the perky spunky young girl in the wheelchair, I’ll be the cynical old lady with a companion also in a chair.
Tell me again about this college in Rutherglen. I’m only familiar with higher education, not tertiary education colleges, but I must admit I can’t recall any dedicated colleges to Sixth Year Studies in the area.
Do you really just mean you’re in sixth year at secondary school? Stonelaw High? Or Rutherglen High, since it’s a bit more wheelchair friendly?
Even Jamie McGarry linked to his FB in his early days. Just sayin’
You seem to fit right in to me 
So what other anonymous message board where you on for 11 years?
In in the interests of me avoiding a warning, you should probably read the stickie about real-life meetings of Dopers.
I completely deny that I’m suddenly worried a near-underaged vulnerable adult is going to show up, and I’m going to look like a creepy internet grooming devotee.
Don’t pussy out on us.
Hey—why not take her up on the offer? We don’t yet know if jaymac exists, but we do know that Tesco does.
So, at least we have our first piece of evidence…a hard fact here that can be verified:
I assume that there really is a Tesco on Dalmarnock Road, and I assume that there is a Costa inside*. Now, it might be possible to verify the existence of Tesco by using google’s street view..but to discover what is inside the store , we need a real-life Sherlock Holmes to be physically present. Just as our “Person of Interest” (my favorite term used by the FBI) has also promised to be physically present.
She offered to meet you at precisely 2PM–so we have another piece of evidence to be verified. Oh…ummm…well, yeah, she did just happen to forget to mention which day, so there is still a little bit of wiggle room. But all you have to do is quit your day job and go to Tesco every day at 2:00 till jaymac shows up.
Come on, cinnamon Imp ----Don’t let us down! Let’s get some hard proof! Fight Ignorance for all of us!
*as a non-Brit, I think I’m right that Tesco is a grocery store; but I have no idea what a Costa might be. A restaurant? A bank? A meeting place for parapalegics?