Loopy Limericks

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There once was a man from The Dope
Who said, "It’s so hard to hope
For “truth” in a thread

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There once was a man from The Dope
Who said, "It’s so hard to hope
For “truth” in a thread
When all’s done and said

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There once was a man from The Dope
Who said, "It’s so hard to hope
For “truth” in a thread
When all’s done and said
Then someone pops in with a mope.

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By nature, I’m a rule-breaker**

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By nature, I’m a rule-breaker,
A rebel and a risk-taker,

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By nature, I’m a rule-breaker;
A rascal, a rogue and risk taker

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By nature, I’m a rule-breaker,
A rebel and a risk-taker,
But I’m sly as a fox

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By nature, I’m a rule-breaker,
A rebel and a risk-taker,
But I’m sly as a fox
Even locked in a box

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By nature, I’m a rule-breaker,
A rebel and a risk-taker,
But I’m sly as a fox
Even locked in a box
I’m a really exceptional Shaker.
There was an old man from Cape Cod

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There was an old man from Cape Cod
A nice guy but really quite odd

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There was an old man from Cape Cod,
A nice guy but really quite odd.
He’d sit in the frost

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There was an old man from Cape Cod,
A nice guy but really quite odd.
He’d sit in the frost
And get rather sauced

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There was an old man from Cape Cod,
A nice guy but really quite odd.
He’d sit in the frost
And get rather sauced
Then drink Tabasco until he was thawed

A psychotic woman named Nellie

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A psychotic woman named Nellie
Had a clown tattooed on her belly.

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A psychotic woman named Nellie
Had a clown tattooed on her belly.
Which whispered in her ear

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A psychotic woman named Nellie
Had a clown tattooed on her belly.
Which whispered in her ear
‘I’ve lost my sense and timing’, I fear.

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A psychotic woman named Nellie
Had a clown tattooed on her belly
Which whispered in her ear
‘I’ve lost my sense and timing’, I fear
‘Which is why I now work in a deli’

I once dated a girl from the West

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I once dated a girl from the West
Who wore a most memorable vest

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I once dated a girl from the West
Who wore a most memorable vest
It was made from the hide

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I once dated a girl from the West
Who wore a most memorable vest
It was made from the hide
Of a mime that had died

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I once dated a girl from the West
Who wore a most memorable vest
It was made from the hide
Of a mime that had died
And stretched tightly over her chest.

As Superman sped through the sky