As Superman sped through the sky
He forgot that he had unzipped his fly
As Superman sped through the sky,
He forgot that he had unzipped his fly.
Although it’s quite warm weather,
As Superman sped through the sky,
He forgot that he had unzipped his fly.
Although it’s quite warm weather,
And I’m light as a feather
(Just as a bit of a guide, so we’re actually writing Limericks, in limerick form:
***The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables (‘beats’) while rhyming and follow the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines customarily have only five to seven syllables, and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm. ***
As Superman sped through the sky,
He forgot that he had unzipped his fly:
“Although it’s quite warm weather,
And I’m light as a feather,
My cock’s there for any to spy.”
A wascawwy wabbit named Bugs
A wascawwy wabbit named Bugs
Traded carrots for moonshine in jugs
A wascawwy wabbit named Bugs
Traded carrots for moonshine in jugs.
He guzzled it down
A wascawwy wabbit named Bugs
Traded carrots for moonshine in jugs.
He guzzled it down
Then said with a frown,
A wascawwy wabbit named Bugs
Traded carrots for moonshine in jugs.
He guzzled it down
Then said with a frown,
“I’d rather have taken some drugs.”
I went to the White House last night,
I went to the White House last night,
To dine with ol’ Mamie and Dwight.
I went to the White House last night,
To dine with ol’ Mamie and Dwight.
The General’s plums
I went to the White House last night,
To dine with ol’ Mamie and Dwight.
The General’s plums
Got lodged 'tween my gums
I went to the White House last night,
To dine with ol’ Mamie and Dwight.
The General’s plums
Got lodged 'tween my gums
But his flag pole was always full height.
A virgin was walking one day
A virgin was walking one day
In a demure virginal way
In North Carolina
A virgin was walking one day
In a demure virginal way.
In North Carolina
She stopped at a diner
A virgin was walking one day
In a demure virginal way.
In North Carolina
She stopped at a diner
and lost it for shrimp etouffee
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In north western south San Jose
In north western south San Jose
Which is quite a mouthful to say.
In north western south San Jose
Which is quite a mouthful to say
I choked on a green bean
In north western south San Jose
Which is quite a mouthful to say
I choked on a green bean
But thank God, a teen queen