One night while drinking some whiskey,
Old Aggie turned suddenly frisky.
So she stumbled on over
To a Spanish sea rover,
One night while drinking some whiskey,
Old Aggie turned suddenly frisky.
So she stumbled on over
To a Spanish sea rover,
And what they did then was rather risky.
Is risqué pronounced risk-key or risk-kay?
Is risqué pronounced risk-key or risk-kay?
I need to have this question answered brisk-lay
Is risqué pronounced risk-key or risk-kay?
I need to have this question answered brisk-lay
“Use your own Google-Fu”
said that lump called chuangt2u
Is risqué pronounced risk-key or risk-kay?
I need to have this question answered brisk-lay
“Use your own Google-Fu,”
Said that lump called chuangt2u,
“But don’t ever Ask Jeeves, because it’s-gay”.
A long time ago I learned Latin,
A long time ago I learned Latin
Who taught me? 'Twas General Patton
A long time ago I learned Latin
Who taught me? 'Twas General Patton,
“Non pro patria mori”,
A long time ago I learned Latin
Who taught me? 'Twas General Patton,
“Non pro patria mori”,
Though his syntax was hoary
A long time ago I learned Latin
Who taught me? 'Twas General Patton,
“Non pro patria mori”,
Though his syntax was hoary
Sweetly proper was his Manhattan
In a compound one day in Abbottabad,
In a compound one day in Abbottabad
He said a phrase that made Costello mad
In a compound one day in Abbottabad
He said a phrase that made Costello mad
So Bud punched out Lou
In a compound one day in Abbottabad
He said a phrase that made Costello mad
So Bud punched out Lou,
And said “Screw you, Who?!”
In a compound one day in Abbottabad
He said a phrase that made Costello mad
So Bud punched out Lou,
And said “Screw you, Who?!”
Screws your mom? Certainly not your dad!
As Raj said to Sheldon Cooper
As Raj said to Sheldon Cooper
Why do you knock when I’m on the pooper?
As Raj said to Sheldon Cooper
Why do you knock when I’m on the pooper?
"Like Schrödinger’s cat,
As Raj said to Sheldon Cooper
Why do you knock when I’m on the pooper?
"Like Schrödinger’s cat,
I may or may not have shat
As Raj said to Sheldon Cooper
Why do you knock when I’m on the pooper?
“Like Schrödinger’s cat,
I may or may not have shat.
Either way, I’m feeling quite super!”
I said “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”
I said “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
It’s glowing brightly there, deep in the goop”.
I said “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
It’s glowing brightly there, deep in the goop”.
He yelled “That’s no fly!”
I said “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
It’s glowing brightly there, deep in the goop”.
He yelled “That’s no fly!”
“It’s just a cat’s eye.”