Loopy Limericks

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I said “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
It’s glowing brightly there, deep in the goop”.
He yelled “That’s no fly!
It’s just a cat’s eye,
And we use whatever’s left on the stoop”.

A mad magician hailing from Texas,

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A mad magician hailing from Texas
Did a trick that offended both sexes

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A mad magician hailing from Texas
Did a trick that offended both sexes
With a twinkle in eye…

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A mad magician hailing from Texas
Did a trick that offended both sexes
With a twinkle in eye…
And unzipping his fly

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A mad magician hailing from Texas
Did a trick that offended both sexes
With a twinkle in eye…
And unzipping his fly
He’s in jail because of his hexes

There was a young maiden from Maine

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There was a young maiden from Maine
Who decided to romance Lois Lane.

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There was a young maiden from Maine
Who decided to romance Lois Lane.
But what she’d forgotten,

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Ooops

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There was a young maiden from Maine
Who decided to romance Lois Lane.
But what she’d forgotten
Is that, although wanton,

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There was a young maiden from Maine
Who decided to romance Lois Lane.
But what she’d forgotten
Is that, although wanton,
Lois only did it to drive Clark insane.
The Dark Knight has a room in his cave

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The Dark Knight has a room in his cave
For anyone bold enough to brave

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The Dark Knight has a room in his cave
For anyone bold enough to brave,
For inside dwells Cock Robin,

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The Dark Knight has a room in his cave
For anyone bold enough to brave,
For inside dwells Cock Robin,
Who will tear off your noggin

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The Dark Knight has a room in his cave
For anyone bold enough to brave,
For inside dwells Cock Robin,
Who will tear off your noggin
And use it to style his permanent wave.
The young thing was trying out for a part

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The young thing was trying out for a part,
But was stumped by a quote from Descartes.

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The young thing was trying out for a part,
But was stumped by a quote from Descartes
Except our own thoughts…

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The young thing was trying out for a part,
But was stumped by a quote from Descartes
Except our own thoughts…
something something robots?

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The young thing was trying out for a part,
But was stumped by a quote from Descartes.
Except our own thoughts…
Something something robots?
Don’t blame me, it went wrong near the start.

A pert lady who was pushing a stroller,

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A pert lady who was pushing a stroller,
Met a guy she thought was bipolar

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A pert lady who was pushing a stroller,
Met a guy she thought was bipolar
It’s all ups and downs