A pert lady who was pushing a stroller,
Met a guy she thought was bipolar.
It’s all ups and downs,
And the delirious sounds
A pert lady who was pushing a stroller,
Met a guy she thought was bipolar.
It’s all ups and downs,
And the delirious sounds
Made her think he’s a real holy roller.
Did a man really land on the moon,
Did a man really land on the moon?
Was Roswell a weather balloon?
Did a man really land on the moon?
Was Roswell a weather balloon?
If Disney’s on ice,
Did a man really land on the moon?
Was Roswell a weather balloon?
If Disney’s on ice,
Or Oswald missed twice
Did a man really land on the moon?
Was Roswell a weather balloon?
If Disney’s on ice,
Or Oswald missed twice,
Do we live in a hijacked cartoon?
A painter went white-water rafting
A painter went white-water rafting
Thinking of the Clintons and their craft thing.
Did a man really land on the moon?
Was Roswell a weather balloon?
If Disney’s on ice,
Or Oswald missed twice,
Do we live in a hijacked cartoon?
Well done, all!
A painter went white-water rafting
Thinking of the Clintons and their craft thing.
Then his dinghy went down,
A painter went white-water rafting
Thinking of the Clintons and their craft thing.
Then his dinghy went down,
He feared he would drown
A painter went white-water rafting
Thinking of the Clintons and their craft thing.
Then his dinghy went down,
He feared he would drown,
For the painter was hopeless at drafting.
A Zen Buddhist who sat on a rock,
A Zen Buddhist who sat on a rock,
Contemplated the size of his cock
A Zen Buddhist who sat on a rock,
Contemplated the size of his cock
I thinking of chicken, you perv
A Zen Buddhist who sat on a rock,
Contemplated the size of his cock
I thinking of chicken, you perv
And how many it will serve
A Zen Buddhist who sat on a rock,
Contemplated the size of his cock
I thinking of chicken, you perv
And how many it will serve
With vegetables in a pot crock.
Last night Peter Pan paid me a visit.
A Zen Buddhist who sat on a rock,
Contemplated the size of his cock
I thinking of chicken, you perv
And how many it will serve
If you rub it, it feeds the whole block!
While watching the lunar eclipse,
Last night Peter Pan paid me a visit.
Asking “Wonderland, do you miss it?”
Last night Peter Pan paid me a visit.
Asking “Wonderland, do you miss it?”
“The Lost Boys were erotic,”
Last night Peter Pan paid me a visit.
Asking “Wonderland, do you miss it?”
"The Lost Boys were erotic,
with proclivities exotic
Last night Peter Pan paid me a visit.
Asking “Wonderland, do you miss it?”
“The Lost Boys were erotic,
with proclivities exotic
And Captain Hook’s lace is EXquisite!”
At the library I picked up a book