At the library I picked up a book,
And something old fell out when I shook.
At the library I picked up a book,
And something old fell out when I shook.
An envelope fill of porn pics.
At the library I picked up a book,
And something old fell out when I shook.
An envelope fill of porn pics.
Showing clever gymnastic tricks
At the library I picked up a book,
And something old fell out when I shook.
An envelope fill of porn pics.
Showing clever gymnastic tricks,
Lo and behold, there was our old family cook!
A lady sat next to me in a bar
A lady sat next to me in a bar,
And said “What an interesting scar!”
A lady sat next to me in a bar,
And said “What an interesting scar!”
I got it from a clown.
A lady sat next to me in a bar,
And said “What an interesting scar!”
I got it from a clown.
With a painted-on frown
A lady sat next to me in a bar,
And said “What an interesting scar!”
I got it from a clown.
With a painted-on frown
And his eye had one big black star
At a performance of Avenue Q
At a performance of Avenue Q
I was watching a puppet or two
At a performance of Avenue Q
I was watching a puppet or two
When a couple of teens
At a performance of Avenue Q,
I was watching a puppet or two.
When a couple of teens
Tore off my jeans,
At a performance of Avenue Q,
I was watching a puppet or two.
When a couple of teens
Tore off my jeans,
And began to admire the view.
There was a young man from New York
There was a young man from New York
Who ate his French fries with a fork.
There was a young man from New York
Who ate his French fries with a fork.
All went just fine,
There was a young man from New York
Who ate his French fries with a fork.
All went just fine,
'twas a clean way to dine
There was a young man from New York
Who ate his French fries with a fork.
All went just fine,
'twas a clean way to dine,
'til he tried to drink soup with a spork.
The head of the Illuminati
The head of the Illuminati
Had a peep hole installed in the potty
The head of the Illuminati
Had a peep hole installed in the potty
And this all-seeing eye,
The head of the Illuminati
Had a peep hole installed in the potty
And this all-seeing eye,
Was positioned to spy