The head of the Illuminati
Had a peep hole installed in the potty
And this all-seeing eye,
Was positioned to spy
While JFK and the Pope did the naughty.
While watching the lunar eclipse
While watching the lunar eclipse,
A dark stranger undid my zips.
While watching the lunar eclipse,
A dark stranger undid my zips.
I gave him a kiss,
While watching the lunar eclipse,
A dark stranger undid my zips.
I gave him a kiss,
But his cheek I missed,
While watching the lunar eclipse,
A dark stranger undid my zips.
I gave him a kiss,
But his cheek I missed,
and planted it square on his ellipses.
Tonight I sat in a tub full of quark,
and planted it square on his ellipses.
Explain…
Tonight I sat in a tub full of quark,
Playing with a model of Noah’s Ark.
Tonight I sat in a tub full of quark,
Playing with a model of Noah’s Ark.
It had lots of charm
Tonight I sat in a tub full of quark,
Playing with a model of Noah’s Ark.
It had lots of charm
But smelled like a farm
Tonight I sat in a tub full of quark,
Playing with a model of Noah’s Ark.
It had lots of charm
But smelled like a farm
And gave me something to fark!
I was all set to send my first Twitter
… These are ellipses. From Wikipedia (the source of all knowledge)
“Depending on their context and placement in a sentence, ellipses can also indicate an unfinished thought, a leading statement, a slight pause, a mysterious, echoing voice, or a nervous or awkward silence.”
Also,a play on lips.
In Play:
I was all set to send my first Twitter,
but being a nocturnal emitter,
I was all set to send my first Twitter,
but being a nocturnal emitter,
I waited til’ dusk
I was all set to send my first Twitter,
but being a nocturnal emitter,
I waited til’ dusk.
My hashtag was #brusque
I was all set to send my first Twitter,
but being a nocturnal emitter,
I waited til’ dusk.
My hashtag was #brusque
Then my wife said, “Hey, get off the shitter!”
My social skills aren’t very good,
My social skills aren’t very good,
But my cursing is misunderstood.
My social skills aren’t very good,
But my cursing is misunderstood.
It’s not quite Tourette’s
My social skills aren’t very good,
But my cursing is misunderstood.
It’s not quite Tourette’s
And yet, nonetheless
My social skills aren’t very good,
But my cursing is misunderstood.
It’s not quite Tourette’s
And yet, nonetheless
I’m the only f-f-fuggin rapper in the 'hood.
Do not mess with my right to bear arms,
Do not mess with my right to bear arms,
Or I will set off many alarms.
Do not mess with my right to bear arms,
Or I will set off many alarms.
I’ve got ammo galore