Do not mess with my right to bear arms,
Or I will set off many alarms.
I’ve got ammo galore
I’m an attention whore
Do not mess with my right to bear arms,
Or I will set off many alarms.
I’ve got ammo galore.
I’m an attention whore,
Terrifying the broad side of barns.
An accountant petitioned a muse
MOST excellent finale
An accountant petitioned a muse
"Pray, what’s the most efficient ruse
An accountant petitioned a muse,
"Pray, what’s the most efficient ruse?
To fiddle the books,
An accountant petitioned a muse,
"Pray, what’s the most efficient ruse?
To fiddle the books,
By hooks or by crooks?
An accountant petitioned a muse,
“Pray, what’s the most efficient ruse?
To fiddle the books,
By hooks or by crooks?”
She replied, “You like prison tattoos?”
My pumpkin is baudy and lewd
My pumpkin is baudy and lewd
After Halloween, it will be stewed.
My pumpkin is baudy and lewd
After Halloween, it will be stewed.
But 'til then it’s obscene,
My pumpkin is baudy and lewd
After Halloween, it will be stewed.
But ‘til then it’s obscene,
Y’ know what I mean?
My pumpkin is baudy and lewd
After Halloween, it will be stewed.
But ‘til then it’s obscene,
Y’ know what I mean?
I mean it’s totally rude!
One day I was eating some soup.
One day I was eating some soup.
Some Mormons approached in a group.
One day I was eating some soup.
Some Mormons approached in a group.
They wanted to save me
One day I was eating some soup.
Some Mormons approached in a group.
They wanted to save me
With booklets they gave me
One day I was eating some soup.
Some Mormons approached in a group.
They wanted to save me
With booklets they gave me.
I just waved as they stood on my stoop.
A Soccer Mom, looking to park
A Soccer Mom, looking to park
Near the playing field heard a small bark
A Soccer Mom, looking to park,
Near the playing field heard a small bark.
A kid cried, “A shih tzu”
A Soccer Mom, looking to park,
Near the playing field heard a small bark.
A kid cried, “A shih tzu”
It belonged to old Fritz, who
A Soccer Mom, looking to park,
Near the playing field heard a small bark.
A kid cried, “A shih tzu”
It belonged to old Fritz, who
Let’s him sit on our laps for a lark.
I was reading Anne of Green Gables.
I was reading Anne of Green Gables,
When I wondered, “Who cleans out the stables?”
I was reading Anne of Green Gables,
When I wondered, “Who cleans out the stables?”
A handsome young groomer?