I was reading Anne of Green Gables,
When I wondered, “Who cleans out the stables?”
A handsome young groomer?
I heard a rumor
I was reading Anne of Green Gables,
When I wondered, “Who cleans out the stables?”
A handsome young groomer?
I heard a rumor
That he rogered young Anne on the tables.
The waitress was earning her tips
The waitress was earning her tips
From the way she was swinging her hips
The waitress was earning her tips
From the way she was swinging her hips.
The coffee cups clink
The waitress was earning her tips
From the way she was swinging her hips.
The coffee cups clink
And she’ll give you a wink
The waitress was earning her tips,
From the way she was swinging her hips.
The coffee cups clink
And she’ll give you a wink,
But not with her eyes, but her lips.
All the apes in the zoo were uneasy,
All the apes in the zoo were uneasy
When their caretaker came to work sneezy.
All the apes in the zoo were uneasy
When their caretaker came to work sneezy.
“If we catch that virus,”
All the apes in the zoo were uneasy
When their caretaker came to work sneezy.
“If we catch that virus,
They’ll probably fire us”
All the apes in the zoo were uneasy
When their caretaker came to work sneezy.
“If we catch that virus,
They’ll probably fire us,
And we’ll never find work that’s as sleazy!”
One day when out hunting a dragon,
One day when out hunting a dragon,
I noticed some wine in a flagon.
One day when out hunting a dragon,
I noticed some wine in a flagon.
And though it was not mine.
One day when out hunting a dragon,
I noticed some wine in a flagon.
And though it was not mine,
I had crossed the state line
One day when out hunting a dragon,
I noticed some wine in a flagon.
And though it was not mine,
I had crossed the state line
So I might as well fall off the wagon.
A mermaid once married a sailor
A mermaid once married a sailor,
For then he could biblically nail 'er.
A mermaid once married a sailor,
For then he could biblically nail 'er
If he managed to find
A mermaid once married a sailor,
For then he could biblically nail 'er
If he managed to find
Her fish-scaly behind
A mermaid once married a sailor,
For then he could biblically nail 'er
If he managed to find
Her fish-scaly behind.
But odds are that he’s going to fail 'er.
A young fossil hunter once found
A young fossil hunter once found
A specimen sure to astound
A young fossil hunter once found
A specimen sure to astound
A 12 foot long bone.