Loopy Limericks

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2248

A young fossil hunter once found
A specimen sure to astound.
A 12 foot long bone,
A femur, full-grown,

(Hint: A ‘quintuple-A’ quintain was possible, so I kept the faith).

2249

A young fossil hunter once found
A specimen sure to astound
A 12 foot long bone.
And two balls made of stone

2250

A young fossil hunter once found
A specimen sure to astound.
A 12 foot long bone,
A femur, full-grown,
A leg up from under the ground.
Way back when I was just thirty,

2251

Way back when I was just thirty,
My mind had thoughts that were just dirty

2252

Way back when I was just thirty,
My mind had thoughts that were just dirty.
But now that I’m forty,

2253

Way back when I was just thirty,
My mind had thoughts that were just dirty.
But now that I’m forty,
Thoughts trend child-support-y

2254

Way back when I was just thirty,
My mind had thoughts that were just dirty.
But now that I’m forty,
Thoughts trend child-support-y
Whenever a lady gets flirty.

A dog with a sensitive nose

2255

A dog with a sensitive nose
Was overcome by the stench from some clothes

2256

A dog with a sensitive nose
Was overcome by the stench from some clothes
He sneezed and then puked

2257

A dog with a sensitive nose
Was overcome by the stench from some clothes
He sneezed and then puked
And he harshly rebuked

2258

A dog with a sensitive nose
Was overcome by the stench from some clothes
He sneezed and then puked
And he harshly rebuked
But just what he howled, no one knows.

A dentist had just pulled a molar

2259

A dentist had just pulled a molar
In her ‘green’ office powered by solar

2260

A dentist had just pulled a molar
In her ‘green’ office powered by solar.
But her patient opined

I think this one hangs together well - -

Nicely done.

2261

A dentist had just pulled a molar
In her ‘green’ office powered by solar.
But her patient opined,
'I think you will find

2262

A dentist had just pulled a molar,
In her ‘green’ office powered by solar.
But her patient opined,
‘I think you will find
That you’ve left lipstick on my colar’.
I dreamed of a night in white satin

2263

I dreamed of a night in white satin
Interrupted by General Patton

2264

I dreamed of a night in white satin
Interrupted by General Patton
Shouting, “What? A bordello?”

2265

I dreamed of a night in white satin
Interrupted by General Patton
Shouting, “What? A bordello?”
While Abbott and Costello

2266

I dreamed of a night in white satin
Interrupted by General Patton
Shouting, “What? A bordello?”
While Abbott and Costello
Did their routines onstage and in Latin
Said a young lad as I happened to walk past

2267

Bravo!