Loopy Limericks

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In a race with a tortoise and hare.
The tortoise encountered a snare

2289

In a race with a tortoise and hare.
The tortoise encountered a snare
To escape the trap

2290

In a race with a tortoise and hare,
The tortoise encountered a snare.
To escape the trap
He cocooned it in crap

2291

In a race with a tortoise and hare,
The tortoise encountered a snare.
To escape the trap
He cocooned it in crap
And stepped somewhat more lightly from there.

A tennis ball is, to my dog

2292

A tennis ball is, to my dog,
A joy that leaves her all agog

2293

A tennis ball is, to my dog,
A joy that leaves her all agog
She’ll chase it and bite it.

2294

A tennis ball is, to my dog,
A joy that leaves her all agog
She’ll chase it and bite it.
Fling it and fight it,

2295

A tennis ball is, to my dog,
A joy that leaves her all agog
She’ll chase it and bite it.
Fling it and fight it,
Then ask for a slobber mouthed snog.

Once on a trip to Des Moines,

2296

Once on a trip to Des Moines,
I saw on the ground a rare coin

2297

Once on a trip to Des Moines,
I saw on the ground a rare coin
I flipped it: Heads or tails?

2298

Once on a trip to Des Moines,
I saw on the ground a rare coin
I flipped it: Heads or tails?
My luck never fails …

2299

Once on a trip to Des Moines,
I saw on the ground a rare coin
I flipped it: Heads or tails?
My luck never fails …
It’s one or the other, every toimes!

I know him but his name I’ve forgotten,

2300

I know him, but his name I’ve forgotten.
(My associative memory’s rotten.)

2301

I know him, but his name I’ve forgotten.
(My associative memory’s rotten.)
But to help my recall

2302

I know him, but his name I’ve forgotten.
(My associative memory’s rotten.)
But to help my recall
I’ve affixed a decal,

2303

I know him, but his name I’ve forgotten.
(My associative memory’s rotten.)
But to help my recall
I’ve affixed a decal,
And a string from my cock to a button.

I forgot to wear pants to my job

2304

I forgot to wear pants to my job
Such outcry was caused by my knob

2305

I forgot to wear pants to my job
Such outcry was caused by my knob
The screams were outlandish

2306

I forgot to wear pants to my job.
Such outcry was caused by my knob.
The screams were outlandish,
But I could understand-ish

2307

I forgot to wear pants to my job.
Such outcry was caused by my knob.
The screams were outlandish,
But I could understand-ish
'Cos the pock-marks made it look like SpongeBob.

Lenny Kravitz had trousers too tight,