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I just saw a skunk on the path.
Startled, it attacked me in wrath
What a God awful stench.

2329

I just saw a skunk on the path.
Startled, it attacked me in wrath
What a God awful stench.
That Dame Judy Dench

2330

I just saw a skunk on the path.
Startled, it attacked me in wrath
What a God awful stench.
That Dame Judy Dench
Couldn’t see it, but she said “Take a bath!”

(BTW, It’s “Judi.”)

The throng started running in fear

2331

The throng started running in fear
From what is not exactly clear

2332

The throng started running in fear
From what is not exactly clear
Was it the howl of ghouls?

2333

The throng started running in fear
From what is not exactly clear
Was it the howl of ghouls?
Or just the running of fools?

2334

The throng started running in fear
From what is not exactly clear
Was it the howl of ghouls?
Or just the running of fools?
Escape took far more than first gear.

There once was a band that played rusty springs

2335

There once was a band that played rusty springs
And quite a number of other odd things.

2336

There once was a band that played rusty springs
And quite a number of other odd things.
Old spoons, forks, and knives

2337

There once was a band that played rusty springs
And quite a number of other odd things.
Old spoons, forks, and knives
And active bee hives

2338

There once was a band that played rusty springs
And quite a number of other odd things.
Old spoons, forks, and knives
And active bee hives
But the jazz they make really humdings!

A bishop was kneeling in prayer

2339

A bishop was kneeling in prayer
When his underwear began to tear.

2340

A bishop was kneeling in prayer
When his underwear began to tear.
The fabric, it parted

2341

A bishop was kneeling in prayer
When his underwear began to tear.
The fabric, it parted
The bishop, he farted.

2342

A bishop was kneeling in prayer
When his underwear began to tear.
The fabric, it parted
The bishop, he farted.
and the flock got a whiff of sacred air
the acolyte was sitting in the pew

2343

The acolyte was sitting in the pew
when he said “Something stinks. P.U.”

2344

The acolyte was sitting in the pew
when he said “Something stinks. P.U.”
I cannot vamoose

2345

The acolyte was sitting in the pew
when he said “Something stinks. P.U.”
I cannot vamoose
And the bishop’s caboose

2346

The acolyte was sitting in the pew
when he said “Something stinks. P.U.”
I cannot vamoose
And the bishop’s caboose
Is getting ready to really spew!

Don’t you just hate Halloween?

2347

Don’t you just hate Halloween?
I can’t think of a day more obscene.