Don’t you just hate Halloween?
I can’t think of a day more obscene.
Kids stomp on my lawn
Don’t you just hate Halloween?
I can’t think of a day more obscene.
Kids stomp on my lawn,
Though I would’ve sworn
Don’t you just hate Halloween?
I can’t think of a day more obscene.
Kids stomp on my lawn,
Though I would’ve sworn,
the bear traps couldn’t be seen.
The lonely old queen said once to me,
The lonely old queen said once to me,
‘The older I get, the odder I be’
The lonely old queen said once to me,
‘The older I get, the odder I be’
I really miss Albert
Here was me thinking it wasn’t a ‘royal’ Queen …
The lonely old queen said once to me,
'The older I get, the odder I be.
I really miss Albert,
He was once my pal, but
The lonely old queen said once to me,
‘The older I get, the odder I be.
I really miss Albert,
He was once my pal, but
That ring through his thing made me twee’.
On the night of the fancy-dress ball,
On the night of the fancy-dress ball,
I walked past half a horse in the hall
On the night of the fancy-dress ball,
I walked past half a horse in the hall
Cinderella lost her slipper.
On the night of the fancy-dress ball,
I walked past half a horse in the hall
Cinderella lost her slipper.
(The beats in the bar did trip her)
On the night of the fancy-dress ball,
I walked past half a horse in the hall
Cinderella lost her slipper.
(The beats in the bar did trip her)
But it ended happily ever after after all.
Oh, crap to another holiday season
Oh, crap to another holiday season!
Though some say it’s holiday treason
Oh, crap to another holiday season!
Though some say it’s holiday treason.
To hell with holly
Oh, crap to another holiday season!
Though some say it’s holiday treason.
To hell with holly
And fuck being jolly
Oh, crap to another holiday season!
Though some say it’s holiday treason.
To hell with holly
And fuck being jolly
23 degree tilt, that is the reason
I had a date with a girl pleasingly plump
I had a date with a girl pleasingly plump
With an angel tattooed on her rump
I had a date with a girl pleasingly plump,
With an angel tattooed on her rump.
However, this tat
I had a date with a girl pleasingly plump,
With an angel tattooed on her rump.
However, this tat
Had gone rather flat
I had a date with a girl pleasingly plump,
With an angel tattooed on her rump.
However, this tat
Had gone rather flat
Since she’s started to do Body Pump.
My fitness routine has some quirks,
My fitness routine has some quirks,
When I’m jogging I’m waylaid by jerks.