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My fitness routine has some quirks,
When I’m jogging I’m waylaid by jerks.
They hoot and guffaw

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My fitness routine has some quirks,
When I’m jogging I’m waylaid by jerks.
They hoot and guffaw,
And before I withdraw,

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My fitness routine has some quirks,
When I’m jogging I’m waylaid by jerks.
They hoot and guffaw,
And before I withdraw,
I wonder if jogging works or has perks.

I was about to bite into my muffin.

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I was about to bite into my muffin.
And found it contained a MacGuffin

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I couldn’t add a line because Iwww was driving, but I was going to use “MacGuffin” too.
Carry on.

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I was about to bite into my muffin,
And found it contained a MacGuffin.
Now, I like a bun

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I was about to bite into my muffin,
And found it contained a MacGuffin.
Now, I like a bun
And raisins are fun

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I was about to bite into my muffin,
And found it contained a MacGuffin.
Now, I like a bun,
And raisins are fun,
But I won’t eat if they put other stuff in.

She cried out, ‘I’ve fallen downstairs’,

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She cried out, ‘I’ve fallen downstairs’,
And spilled all the apples and pears.

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She cried out, ‘I’ve fallen downstairs’,
And spilled all the apples and pears.
I’ve broken my bun

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She cried out, ‘I’ve fallen downstairs’,
And spilled all the apples and pears.
I’ve broken my bun
And I have begun

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She cried out, ‘I’ve fallen downstairs’,
And spilled all the apples and pears.
I’ve broken my bun
And I have begun
To tear out all of my hairs.

Here’s to the ladies who lunch.

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Here’s to the ladies who lunch
In caftans, planning a brunch,

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Here’s to the ladies who lunch
In caftans, planning a brunch.
The ones who like quiche

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Here’s to the ladies who lunch
In caftans, planning a brunch.
The ones who like quiche
And will eat a peach

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Here’s to the ladies who lunch
In caftans, planning a brunch.
The ones who like quiche
And will eat a peach
Outnumber those wanting fruit punch.

An engineer with a slide rule

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An engineer with a slide rule
Consumed nothing but jerky and gruel

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An engineer with a slide rule
Consumed nothing but jerky and gruel
And his estimation

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An engineer with a slide rule
Consumed nothing but jerky and gruel
And his estimation
For mad constipation

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An engineer with a slide rule
Consumed nothing but jerky and gruel
And his estimation
For mad constipation
quickly replaced our fossil fuel

For conversation she asked Siri