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For conversation she asked Siri:
“Please explain relativity theory.”

2389

For conversation she asked Siri:
“Please explain relativity theory.”
E = mc squared

2390

For conversation she asked Siri:
"Please explain relativity theory.
E = mc squared
Is simple, compared

2391

For conversation she asked Siri:
“Please explain relativity theory.
E = mc squared
Is simple, compared
To girls getting cuter when you’re beery”.

The last thing she said 'fore she went,

2392

The last thing she said 'fore she went,
“I lost my job and can’t pay the rent.”

2393

The last thing she said 'fore she went,
“I lost my job and can’t pay the rent.”
The dog got sick and died.

2394

The last thing she said 'fore she went,
"I lost my job and can’t pay the rent.
The dog got sick and died,
And as hard as I’ve tried

2395

The last thing she said 'fore she went,
“I lost my job and can’t pay the rent.
The dog got sick and died,
And as hard as I’ve tried
I can’t make your penis get unbent!”

Tell me: Are you gay or straight?

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Tell me: Are you gay or straight?
Not that it matters but it’s late

2397

Tell me: Are you gay or straight?
Not that it matters but it’s late,
And so I must plan

2398

Tell me: Are you gay or straight?
Not that it matters but it’s late.
And so I must plan
To play lady or man,

2399

Tell me: Are you gay or straight?
Not that it matters but it’s late.
And so I must plan
To play lady or man,
Which your answer will facilitate.

Is it me or is it cold in here?

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Is it me or is it cold in here?
I’m suffering shivers that are severe.

2401

Is it me or is it cold in here?
I’m suffering shivers that are severe.
My toes have turned blue

2402

Is it me or is it cold in here?
I’m suffering shivers that are severe.
My toes have turned blue
Other appendages have too.

2403

Is it me or is it cold in here?
I’m suffering shivers that are severe.
My toes have turned blue
Other appendages have too.
God damn those mutinous reindeer!

A freak hailstorm demolished my roof

2404

A freak hailstorm demolished my roof
After I made it water proof.

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A freak hailstorm demolished my roof
After I made it water proof.
It sounds like deer on my house

2406

A freak hailstorm demolished my roof
After I made it water proof.
It sounds like deer on my house?
This is SO Mickey Mouse

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A freak hailstorm demolished my roof
After I made it water proof.
It sounds like deer on my house?
This is SO Mickey Mouse.
I don’t need even one little hoof.

Anapests are good feet for a line