Loopy Limericks

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2408

Anapests are good feet for a line,
And Anabaptists bathe their feet in lime

2409

Anapests are good feet for a line,
And Anabaptists bathe their feet in lime
Analysts tell us why

2410

Anapests are good feet for a line,
And Anabaptists bathe their feet in lime
Analysts tell us why
Anacondas are shy

2411

Anapests are good feet for a line,
And Anabaptists bathe their feet in lime.
Analysts tell us why
Anacondas are shy,
And Annapurna’s a bastard to climb.

And talking of bastards I’ve known,

2412

And talking of bastards I’ve known,
There’s a guy with a big microphone

2413

And talking of bastards I’ve known,
There’s a guy with a big microphone
He yells out his bile

2414

And talking of bastards I’ve known,
There’s a guy with a big microphone
He yells out his bile
Albeit with style,

2415

And talking of bastards I’ve known,
There’s a guy with a big microphone
He yells out his bile,
Albeit with style,
But I’d rather he left us alone.

I believe that I’m losing my mind

2416

I believe that I’m losing my mind,
And although I’m quite calm and refined.

2417

I believe that I’m losing my mind,
And although I’m quite calm and refined.
The screams within my head

2418

believe that I’m losing my mind,
And although I’m quite calm and refined.
The screams within my head
Make me wish that I were dead

2419

I believe that I’m losing my mind,
And although I’m quite calm and refined.
The screams within my head
Make me wish that I were dead
Or at the very least confined.

My computer exploded today

2420

My computer exploded today.
It’s no wonder, the porn that I play.

2421

My computer exploded today.
It’s no wonder, the porn that I play.
Because rule 34

2422

My computer exploded today.
It’s no wonder, the porn that I play.
Because rule 34
Means there’s so much more

2423

My computer exploded today.
It’s no wonder, the porn that I play.
Because rule 34
Means there’s so much more
Overheated bare skin to display.

Oh, the word has come down from on high

2424

Oh, the word has come down from on high
Office parties for Christmas are nigh

2425

Oh, the word has come down from on high
Office parties for Christmas are nigh
Dress up in your best

2426

Oh, the word has come down from on high
Office parties for Christmas are nigh
Dress up in your best
But give the mistletoe a rest

2427

Oh, the word has come down from on high
Office parties for Christmas are nigh
Dress up in your best
But give the mistletoe a rest
And don’t Xerox your ass or your thigh!

Santa’s elves had a terrible year