Loopy Limericks

Santa’s elves had a terrible year
More toys than ever, and no beer

Santa’s elves had a terrible year
More toys than ever, and no beer
They’re going on strike

Santa’s elves had a terrible year -
More toys than ever, and no beer.
They’re going on strike,
So if you want a bike

Santa’s elves had a terrible year -
More toys than ever, and no beer.
They’re going on strike,
So if you want a bike
Go to Target and stick one up your rear
Santa’s not feeling so very jolly

Santa’s not feeling so very jolly,
'Cos Rudolph’s been poisoned with holly.

Santa’s not feeling so very jolly,
'Cos Rudolph’s been poisoned with holly.
CSI couldn’t crack it

Santa’s not feeling so very jolly,
'Cos Rudolph’s been poisoned with holly.
CSI couldn’t crack it
CDC couldn’t track it

Santa’s not feeling so very jolly,
'Cos Rudolph’s been poisoned with holly.
CSI couldn’t crack it,
CDC couldn’t track it,
But CRC stopped him squeaking, by golly!


On the other side of the Atlantic,

On the other side of the Atlantic,
The shoppers are getting quite frantic

On the other side of the Atlantic,
The shoppers are getting quite frantic
'Cause stores over there

On the other side of the Atlantic,
The shoppers are getting quite frantic
'Cause stores over there
The shelves are all bare

On the other side of the Atlantic,
The shoppers are getting quite frantic
'Cause stores over there
The shelves are all bare
It’s disaster equal to the Titanic!


Have you heard the latest on Bill Cosby?

Annie - I realise it breaks with protocol, but would you care to also supply the second line (because I, for one, have no idea on what you are thinking, and how to follow this beginning).

Have you heard the latest on Bill Cosby?
He thought he could sing like Bing Crosby

Have you heard the latest on Bill Cosby?
He thought he could sing like Bing Crosby
But when he opens his mouth

Have you heard the latest on Bill Cosby?
He thought he could sing like Bing Crosby.
But when he opens his mouth
Like a toad from the south,

Have you heard the latest on Bill Cosby?
He thought he could sing like Bing Crosby.
But when he opens his mouth
Like a toad from the south,
He violates contract clause B.
My sister’s annoyed by my brother

My sister’s annoyed by my brother
Who keeps cracking jokes about our mother.

My sister’s annoyed by my brother
Who keeps cracking jokes about our mother.
But Mom doesn’t mind

My sister’s annoyed by my brother
Who keeps cracking jokes about our mother.
But Mom doesn’t mind
But not cause she’s kind