Loopy Limericks

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2448

My sister’s annoyed by my brother
Who keeps cracking jokes about our mother.
But Mom doesn’t mind
But not cause she’s kind
But his insults are one after the other

I hate that it’s now 2016.

2449

I hate that it’s now 2016.
Another damned year as the Queen!

2450

I hate that it’s now 2016.
Another damned year as the Queen!
But no jet packs or cars

2451

I hate that it’s now 2016.
Another damned year as the Queen!
But no jet packs or cars
Or spaceships to Mars

2452

I hate that it’s now 2016.
Another damned year as the Queen!
But no jet packs or cars
Or spaceships to Mars -
Though I’m glad we don’t eat soylent green.

In my tiny research submarine

2453

In my tiny research submarine
My skin started glowing bright green

2454

In my tiny research submarine
My skin started glowing bright green
Twenty-thousand leagues later

2455

In my tiny research submarine,
My skin started glowing bright green.
Twenty-thousand leagues later,
I met up with a 'gator

2456

In my tiny research submarine,
My skin started glowing bright green.
Twenty-thousand leagues later,
I met up with a 'gator
And what happened then was obscene.

(I’m not feeling too creative. Free first line for anyone.)

2457

Well, it was a good ending line for that verse. Let’s see.

When our cubicles were redesigned

2458

When our cubicles were redesigned
They had to be realigned

2459

When our cubicles were redesigned
They had to be realigned
With the rising of Venus

2460

When our cubicles were redesigned
They had to be realigned
With the rising of Venus
And Priapus’ penis

2461

When our cubicles were redesigned
They had to be realigned
With the rising of Venus
And Priapus’ penis.
Some days I wish I were blind.

I’m feeling so cold and so sad.

2462

I’m feeling so cold and so sad.
I should never have moved from Riyadh.

2463

I’m feeling so cold and so sad.
I should never have moved from Riyadh.
But my temp job expired

2464

I’m feeling so cold and so sad.
I should never have moved from Riyadh.
But my temp job expired
And my bomb-belt misfired

2465

I’m feeling so cold and so sad.
I should never have moved from Riyadh.
But my temp job expired
And my bomb-belt misfired
I think that my timing is flawed
There once was a gal with a frog

2466

There once was a gal with a frog
With a pecker as big as a log

2467

There once was a gal with a frog
With a pecker as big as a log.
She queried a freak show