Loopy Limericks

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There once was a gal with a frog
With a pecker as big as a log.
She queried a freak show
But it was a no-go

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There once was a gal with a frog
With a pecker as big as a log.
She queried a freak show
But it was a no-go
So she kept it at home just to flog

The man who was driving the bus

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The man who was driving the bus
Feared that he would be made superfluous

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The man who was driving the bus
Feared that he would be made superfluous
he took a new gig

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The man who was driving the bus
Feared that he would be made superfluous
he took a new gig
where he’s roasting a pig

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The man who was driving the bus
Feared that he would be made superfluous.
He took a new gig
Where he’s roasting a pig
Because such jobs will always be numerous.

A limerick is most never zen

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A limerick is most never zen,
But sometimes I have a curious yen,

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A limerick is most never zen,
But sometimes I have a curious yen,
To combine the two forms

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A limerick is most never zen,
But sometimes I have a curious yen,
To combine the two forms
And freak out the norms

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A limerick is most never zen,
But sometimes I have a curious yen,
To combine the two forms
And freak out the norms
By not using sword, but pen.

This is simply too much stupid snow

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This is simply too much stupid snow
It’s driving me mad don’t you know

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This is simply too much stupid snow
It’s driving me mad don’t you know
I dream of the tropics

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This is simply too much stupid snow
It’s driving me mad don’t you know
I dream of the tropics
And other hot topics

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This is simply too much stupid snow
It’s driving me mad don’t you know
I dream of the tropics
And other hot topics,
The cold winter wind simply blows.

My Great Aunt had a curious trunk,

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My Great Aunt had a curious trunk,
That possessed a quite definite funk

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My Great Aunt had a curious trunk,
That possessed a quite definite funk
When she opened the lid,

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My Great Aunt had a curious trunk,
That possessed a quite definite funk
When she opened the lid,
There was Uncle Sid

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My Great Aunt had a curious trunk,
That possessed a quite definite funk
When she opened the lid,
There was Uncle Sid,
A dead aardvark and an elephant’s junk.
I’m alarmed 'cos my piss is bright blue!

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I’m alarmed 'cos my piss is bright blue
And it happens each time that I screw