Loopy Limericks

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2488

I’m alarmed 'cos my piss is bright blue
And it happens each time that I screw
Viagra is needed

2489

I’m alarmed 'cos my piss is bright blue
And it happens each time that I screw
Viagra is needed
But warnings unheeded

2490

I’m alarmed 'cos my piss is bright blue
And it happens each time that I screw
Viagra is needed
But warnings unheeded
4 hours later, azure urinary hues.
Rose could crack walnuts with her thighs,

2491

Rose could crack walnuts with her thighs,
Which would sometimes create a surprise

2492

Rose could crack walnuts with her thighs,
Which would sometimes create a surprise
When John showed his nuts

2493

Rose could crack walnuts with her thighs,
Which would sometimes create a surprise.
When John showed his nuts
With bruises and cuts,

2494

Rose could crack walnuts with her thighs,
Which would sometimes create a surprise.
When John showed his nuts
With bruises and cuts,
It really scared off all the other guys.

Another Valentine’s Day and I ain’t got nobody

2495

Another Valentine’s Day and I ain’t got nobody
I think because my jokes are too bawdy

2496

Another Valentine’s Day and I ain’t got nobody
I think because my jokes are too bawdy
A priest and a hooker

2497

Another Valentine’s Day and I ain’t got nobody
I think because my jokes are too bawdy
A priest and a hooker
Who was really a looker

2498

Another Valentine’s Day and I ain’t got nobody
I think because my jokes are too bawdy
A priest and a hooker
Who was really a looker
Gave new meaning to the phrase “hot toddy”
Two men on a boat with some beer

2499

Two men on a boat with some beer
Were set upon hunting some deer

2500

Two men on a boat with some beer
Were set upon hunting some deer
With a six- pack of Stag

2501

Two men on a boat with some beer
Were set upon hunting some deer
With a six- pack of Stag
They found no buck to bag

2502

Two men on a boat with some beer
Were set upon hunting some deer
With a six- pack of Stag
They found no buck to bag
So they humped a fat doe in the rear.

A spelunker exploring a cave

2503

A spelunker exploring a cave
Inadvertently crashed a sweet rave

2504

A spelunker exploring a cave
Inadvertently crashed a sweet rave
Where the air smelled of weed

2505

A spelunker exploring a cave
Inadvertently crashed a sweet rave
Where the air smelled of weed
And a raver thought she’d

2506

A spelunker exploring a cave
Inadvertently crashed a sweet rave
Where the air smelled of weed
And a raver thought she’d
Take her Stalac tights off for a shave.

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Could it be we have run out of rhymes?

2507

Could it be we have run out of rhymes?
Pray, one more for the sake of old times!