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Could it be we have run out of rhymes?
Pray, one more for the sake of old times!
For the ground, it is fertile

2509

Could it be we have run out of rhymes?
Pray, one more for the sake of old times!
For the ground, it is fertile
For a pregnant sea turtle

2510

Could it be we have run out of rhymes?
Pray, one more for the sake of old times!
For the ground, it is fertile,
For a pregnant sea turtle
Has taught-us to explore paradigms.
There was a bewitching young bride,

2511

Brilliant.

2512

There was a bewitching young bride,
On her broomstick she went for a ride.

2513

There was a bewitching young bride,
On her broomstick she went for a ride.
But a sudden wind rush,

2514

There was a bewitching young bride,
On her broomstick she went for a ride.
But a sudden wind rush,
Up her skirt made her blush

2515

There was a bewitching young bride,
On her broomstick she went for a ride.
But a sudden wind rush,
Up her skirt made her blush
Showing parts she’d prefer to hide.

When Shakespeare was hitting the mead

2516

Brilliant
When Shakespeare was hitting the mead
He shouted "There are but three things I need!

2517

When Shakespeare was hitting the mead
He shouted "There are but three things I need!
So, pass me a wench,

2518

When Shakespeare was hitting the mead
He shouted "There are but three things I need!
So, pass me a wench,
Who’s holding a wrench

2519

When Shakespeare was hitting the mead
He shouted “There are but three things I need!
So, pass me a wench,
Who’s holding a wrench.
That’ll tighten my nuts, guaranteed!”

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There was cab driver named Buster,

2520

There was a cab driver named Buster
He picked up a dame and thought “I trust her”

2521

There was a cab driver named Buster
He picked up a dame and thought “I trust her”
But while they drove down the street

2522

There was a cab driver named Buster
He picked up a dame and thought “I trust her”
But while they drove down the street
She “put on the heat”

2523

There was a cab driver named Buster
He picked up a dame and thought “I trust her”
But while they drove down the street
She “put on the heat”
He found no act of sex could disgust her.

I once met a girl from Decatur

2524

I once met a girl from Decatur
I thought it’d be easy to mate her.

2525

I once met a girl from Decatur
I thought it’d be easy to mate her.
Though my manhood was surgin’

2526

I once met a girl from Decatur
I thought it’d be easy to mate her.
Though my manhood was surgin’
Our wants were divergin’

2527

I once met a girl from Decatur
I thought it’d be easy to mate her.
Though my manhood was surgin’
Our wants were divergin’
She said she’d maybe get back to me later.

While sorting through obscure Greek gods