Loopy Limericks

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While sorting through obscure Greek gods
I notice they all had huge “rods.”

2529

While sorting through obscure Greek gods
I notice they all had huge “rods.”
It looks odd on Venus

2530

While sorting through obscure Greek gods
I notice they all had huge “rods.”
It looks odd on Venus
An odd looking penis

2531

While sorting through obscure Greek gods
I notice they all had huge “rods.”
It looks odd on Venus
An odd looking penis
But she’s 'armless to all who she prods.

When we boarded the good ship ‘Canary’

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When we boarded the good ship ‘Canary’
We found it quite unsanitary

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When we boarded the good ship ‘Canary’
We found it quite unsanitary
Full of garbage and trash

2534

When we boarded the good ship ‘Canary’,
We found it quite unsanitary -
Full of garbage and trash.
Does this look like a rash?

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When we boarded the good ship ‘Canary’,
We found it quite unsanitary -
Full of garbage and trash.
Does this look like a rash?
Or a stain from a ripe boysenberry?

Friday, June 4th is Free Donut Day!

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Friday, June 4th is Free Donut Day!
My heart, it is dancing a joy ballet

2537

Friday, June 4th is Free Donut Day!
My heart, it is dancing a joy ballet
But avoid cream filled

2538

Friday, June 4th is Free Donut Day!
My heart, it is dancing a joy ballet
But avoid cream filled
If the baker’s unskilled

2539

Friday, June 4th is Free Donut Day!
My heart, it is dancing a joy ballet.
But avoid cream filled
If the baker’s unskilled,
For food illnes can cause great dismay.

My resume needs to be dusted

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My resume needs to be dusted.
And updated. Who can be trusted?

2541

My resume needs to be dusted.
And updated. Who can be trusted?
My doc’trate’s from Trump,

2542

My doc’trate’s from Trump
Majored in apostrophes
I get them wholesale.

2543

Don’t know what FI’s doing, but…
My resume needs to be dusted.
And updated. Who can be trusted?
My doc’trate’s from Trump,
So I’m up a stump

2544

Ha! I thought I was in the haiku thread. Carry on.

2545

My resume needs to be dusted.
And updated. Who can be trusted?
My doct’rate’s from Trump,
So I’m up a stump
I want to resume, but I’m flustered.

I really must stop popping pills,

2546

I really must stop popping pills,
They taste bad and don’t cure my ills

2547

I really must stop popping pills,
They taste bad and don’t cure my ills.
The quaaludes have wrecked me