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2548

I really must stop popping pills,
They taste bad and don’t cure my ills.
The quaaludes have wrecked me
And 'roids have desexed me

2549

I really must stop popping pills,
They taste bad and don’t cure my ills.
The quaaludes have wrecked me
And 'roids have desexed me
But I’ll keep the benzos for thrills

My Harley fills chicks with desire

2550

My Harley fills chicks with desire.
Too bad it burned up in a fire.

2551

My Harley fills chicks with desire.
Too bad it burned up in a fire.
I’m stuck with the Schwinn

2552

My Harley fills chicks with desire.
Too bad it burned up in a fire.
I’m stuck with the Schwinn
But I pedal it and grin

2553

My Harley fills chicks with desire.
Too bad it burned up in a fire.
I’m stuck with the Schwinn
But I pedal it and grin,
Though my ass gets chafed by the tire.

There was an old man in Manhattan

2554

There was an old man in Manhattan
Took the ferry to the Island, Staten

2555

There was an old man in Manhattan
Took the ferry to the Island, Staten
Then he grabbed a tug

2556

There was an old man in Manhattan
Took the ferry to the Island, Staten
Then he grabbed a tug
From two Queens for a drug,

2557

There was an old man in Manhattan
Took the ferry to the Island, Staten
Then he grabbed a tug
From two Queens for a drug,
That made him hear songs in Latin.

I’m in love with a Muppet named Kermit

2558

I’m in love with a Muppet named Kermit
Though if asked, I will not confirm it

2559

I’m in love with a Muppet named Kermit
Though if asked, I will not confirm it
Miss Piggy, however

2560

I’m in love with a Muppet named Kermit
Though if asked, I will not confirm it
Miss Piggy, however
Knows a trick with a feather,

2561

I’m in love with a Muppet named Kermit
Though if asked, I will not confirm it
Miss Piggy, however
Knows a trick with a feather,
It’s so good that she must have a permit.

In my dreams I am always a horse

2562

In my dreams I am always a horse
With an enormous schwanzstucker, of course

2563

In my dreams I am always a horse
With an enormous schwanzstucker, of course,
And two balls pendulate

2564

In my dreams I am always a horse
With an enormous schwanzstucker, of course,
And two balls pendulate
As I wait at the gate

2565

In my dreams I am always a horse
With an enormous schwanzstucker, of course,
And two balls pendulate
As I wait at the gate
For girls in to equine intercourse.

I have a most marvelous job

2566

I have a most marvelous job.
Just the thought of it makes my heart throb

2567

I have a most marvelous job.
Just the thought of it makes my heart throb
I’m working at 7-eleven