I have a most marvelous job.
Just the thought of it makes my heart throb.
I’m working at 7-eleven.
I am in retail heaven
I have a most marvelous job.
Just the thought of it makes my heart throb.
I’m working at 7-eleven.
I am in retail heaven
Hoping the crooks don’t pick me to rob.
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My working day starts around midnight
My working day starts around midnight
In winter I simply do not see daylight.
My working day starts around midnight
In winter I simply do not see daylight
But that has one perk
My working day starts around midnight
In winter I simply do not see daylight
But that has one perk.
If I don’t like some jerk
My working day starts around midnight
In winter I simply do not see daylight
But that has one perk.
If I don’t like some jerk
I just tell him “Get lost; I need sleep. 'Night!”
My cat has a snore that would shakeMy cat has a snore that would shake
All the scales off of a snake.
My cat has a snore that would shake
All the scales off of a snake.
He snorks and wheezes
My cat has a snore that would shake
All the scales off of a snake.
He snorks and wheezes
And burps too, be Jeezuz,
My cat has a snore that would shake
All the scales off of a snake.
He snorks and wheezes
And burps too, be Jeezuz,
And his noises keep me awake.
Donald and Hillary running for President.
Donald and Hillary running for President,
Old ad artillery voicing our discontent
Donald and Hillary running for President,
Old ad artillery voicing our discontent
Will we pick the least worst?
Donald and Hillary running for President,
Old ad artillery voicing our discontent
Will we pick the least worst?
Will the world blow up first?
Donald and Hillary running for President,
Old ad artillery voicing our discontent
Will we pick the least worst?
Will the world blow up first?
Should I buy a distillery, sing my lament?
The Maintenance Party’s for voters
***‘The Maintenance Party’s for voters’ ***
Could someone please interpret this line?
As opposed to the Democratic or Republican Parties.
Or Libertarian or Green . . .
The Maintenance Party’s for voters
Who ain’t Trump or Hill’ry promoters.
The Maintenance Party’s for voters
Who ain’t Trump or Hill’ry promoters.
They’d rather have Schneider
The Maintenance Party’s for voters
Who ain’t Trump or Hill’ry promoters.
They’d rather have Schneider,
Whose tool belt is wider
The Maintenance Party’s for voters
Who ain’t Trump or Hill’ry promoters.
They’d rather have Schneider,
Whose tool belt is wider
And really revs up their motors.
I’m sitting here, drink morning coffee