I’m sitting here, drink morning coffee
That’s flavored with chocolate and toffee
I’m sitting here, drink morning coffee
That’s flavored with chocolate and toffee
I crave something sweeter
I’m sitting here, drink morning coffee
That’s flavored with chocolate and toffee.
I crave something sweeter,
A little less bitter
**
Heh. Thank you for that one.
I’m sitting here, drink morning coffee
That’s flavored with chocolate and toffee.
I crave something sweeter,
A little less bitter
For my brunch with Muamar Khadafi
Female breasts are remarkable things
Female breasts are remarkable things
Some gals even pierce them with rings
Female breasts are remarkable things
Some gals even pierce them with rings
They’re a tad overrated
Female breasts are remarkable things
Some gals even pierce them with rings
They’re a tad overrated
And I’m undersated
Female breasts are remarkable things
Some gals even pierce them with rings
They’re a tad overrated
And I’m undersated
I much prefer men’s ding-a-lings.
It was such a lovely autumn day.
It was such a lovely autumn day
I set up my lawn chair on the quay
It was such a lovely autumn day
I set up my lawn chair on the quay
With a scotch and a beer
It was such a lovely autumn day
I set up my lawn chair on the quay
With a scotch and a beer
I whispered into her ear
It was such a lovely autumn day
I set up my lawn chair on the quay
With a scotch and a beer
I whispered into her ear
Please try not to vomit in the bay
These movies are getting too dark now
These movies are getting too dark now
With hot girls in bikinis as shark chow
These movies are getting too dark now
With hot girls in bikinis as shark chow
When Peter Benchley wrote “Jaws”
These movies are getting too dark now
With hot girls in bikinis as shark chow
When Peter Benchley wrote “Jaws”
It gave us all pause
These movies are getting too dark now
With hot girls in bikinis as shark chow
When Peter Benchley wrote “Jaws”
It gave us all pause
Had us wishing it just starred a sea-cow
A kitten, a pig and a parrot
A kitten, a pig and a parrot
Quite good friends, they lived in a garret
I want to add “They only ate things coloured orange”, but I really can’t allow myself to be so cruel.
Thanks for that. I’d have had to come up with a line that ended in door hinge.
A kitten, a pig and a parrot
Quite good friends, they lived in a garret
A kitten, a pig and a parrot
Quite good friends, they lived in a garret
'Til the bird and the swine