Charles had wanted to build a machine
To change flab into something obscene
It would hum, it would click
Then extrude a huge dick
Tracy, and boy! was that detective mean.
It’s Gene, Gene the dancing machine.
It’s Gene, Gene the dancing machine.
The best hoofer the show’d ever seen
It’s Gene, Gene the dancing machine
The best hoofer the show’d ever seen
Stubbed his toe on a rock
It’s Gene, Gene the dancing machine
The best hoofer the show’d ever seen
Stubbed his toe on a rock
While dressed in a frock
It’s Gene, Gene the dancing machine,
The best hoofer the show’d ever seen.
Stubbed his toe on a rock
While dressed in a frock -
It’s slippery Crepe that de Chine!
A Victorian nerd named Babbage,
A Victorian nerd named Babbage
Subsisted on red beans and cabbage
A Victorian nerd named Babbage
Subsisted on red beans and cabbage
'Till one day, his wife
A Victorian nerd named Babbage
Subsisted on red beans and cabbage
'Till one day, his wife
Gave him the shock of his life
A Victorian nerd named Babbage
Subsisted on red beans and cabbage
'Till one day, his wife
Gave him the shock of his life
When she tore off his shirt and did ravage
A horrible sight so obscene
A horrible sight so obscene
A young goat was caught on a machine
A horrible sight so obscene,
A young goat was caught on a machine.
And tho’ it sounds silly,
A horrible sight so obscene,
A young goat was caught on a machine.
And tho’ it sounds silly,
This tormented billy
A horrible sight so obscene,
A young goat was caught on a machine.
And tho’ it sounds silly,
This tormented billy
Was happier than he’d ever been
William of Ockham was trimming his beard
William of Ockham was trimming his beard
but the whole situation seemed queer’d
William of Ockham was trimming his beard
but the whole situation seemed queer’d
It was his “beard” below his waist
William of Ockham was trimming his beard
but the whole situation seemed queer’d
It was his “beard” below his waist
that caused others to make haste
William of Ockham was trimming his beard
but the whole situation seemed queer’d
It was his “beard” below his waist
that caused others to make haste
While others just stayed and leered!
When Don McLean wrote American Pie
When Don McLean wrote American Pie
He never suspected it’d fly
When Don McLean wrote American Pie
He never suspected it’d fly
With the Jester and Satan
When Don McLean wrote American Pie
He never suspected it’d fly
With the Jester and Satan
And some singers made late in