Loopy Limericks

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2648

When Don McLean wrote American Pie
He never suspected it’d fly
With the Jester and Satan
And some singers made late in
It sounds better after whisky and rye

I once had a girlfriend named Doris

2649

I once had a girlfriend named Doris
Who was addicted to reading the thesaurus

2650

I once had a girlfriend named Doris,
Who was addicted to reading the thesaurus.
However, old Roget

2651

I once had a girlfriend named Doris,
Who was addicted to reading the thesaurus.
However, old Roget
Couldn’t help with her wordplay

2652

It doesn’t rhyme with Doris, but I’m gonna use it anyway.

I once had a girlfriend named Doris,
Who was addicted to reading the thesaurus.
However, old Roget
Couldn’t help with her wordplay
So she browsed and just rubbed her clitoris.

I know I’m a pervert, so what

2653

I know I’m a pervert, so what
But I like things that hurt a lot

2654

I know I’m a pervert, so what
But I like things that hurt a lot
When I’m bruised and I’m bleeding

2655

I know I’m a pervert, so what
But I like things that hurt a lot
When I’m bruised and I’m bleeding
With no interceding

2656

I know I’m a pervert, so what
But I like things that hurt a lot
When I’m bruised and I’m bleeding
With no interceding
Well now doesn’t that just hit the spot?

2657

Your turn, drad dog.

2658

Have you ever tried eating dog food?

2659

Have you ever tried eating dog food?
It tastes good when I’m in the mood

2660

Have you ever tried eating dog food?
It tastes good when I’m in the mood
so just gnaw on a shoe

2661

Have you ever tried eating dog food?
It tastes good when I’m in the mood
so just gnaw on a shoe
Don’t step in the poo

2662

Have you ever tried eating dog food?
It tastes good when I’m in the mood
so just gnaw on a shoe
Don’t step in the poo
Or use it to do anything lewd.

Outside is hotter than hell

2663

Outside is hotter than hell
You wanna know how you can tell?

2664

Outside is hotter than hell
You wanna know how you can tell?
Just go out for a minute

2665

Outside is hotter than hell
You wanna know how you can tell?
Just go out for a minute
You’ll bear and you’ll grin it

2666

Outside is hotter than hell
You wanna know how you can tell?
Just go out for a minute
You’ll bear and you’ll grin it
And wish that the mercury fell

Have I told you 'bout dear old granddad?

2667

Have I told you 'bout dear old granddad?
Now please don’t misunderstand, lad.