Loopy Limericks

Have I told you 'bout dear old granddad?
Now please don’t misunderstand, lad.
Though his ways might seem strange

Have I told you 'bout dear old granddad?
Now please don’t misunderstand, lad.
Though his ways might seem strange
And his beard’s filled with mange

Have I told you 'bout dear old granddad?
Now please don’t misunderstand, lad.
Though his ways might seem strange
And his beard’s filled with mange
Compared to miserable old granny he’s not half-bad

Pinch its nose and bury it deep

Pinch its nose and bury it deep.
The rest of us need to get sleep

Pinch its nose and bury it deep.
The rest of us need to get sleep
But the stink it’s imparting

Pinch its nose and bury it deep.
The rest of us need to get sleep
But the stink it’s imparting
Like elephants farting

Pinch its nose and bury it deep.
The rest of us need to get sleep
But the stink it’s imparting
Like elephants farting
Is not the sowing I want to reap

(Pass)

Pass
Ass

It’s been far to long since I’ve showered

It’s been far too long since I’ve showered
And my relations with room-mate have soured.

It’s been far too long since I’ve showered
And my relations with room-mate have soured.
You’d think my smell’s to blame

It’s been far too long since I’ve showered
And my relations with room-mate have soured.
You’d think my smell’s to blame
I’d be thinking the same

It’s been far too long since I’ve showered
And my relations with room-mate have soured.
You’d think my smell’s to blame
I’d be thinking the same
That poor roomie’s nostrils are overpowered

The best part of living in France

The best part of living in France
Is you don’t have to wear any pants.

The best part of living in France
Is you don’t have to wear any pants.
You can walk down the beach

The best part of living in France
Is you don’t have to wear any pants.
You can walk down the beach
And within easy reach

Regards,
Shodan

The best part of living in France
Is you don’t have to wear any pants.
You can walk down the beach
And within easy reach
There’s always a cockle by chance

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche said

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche said
That God was, in a word, dead.

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche said
That God was, in a word, dead
His philosophical polemics

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche said
That God was, in a word, dead
His philosophical polemics
And metaphysical systemics