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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche said
That God was, in a word, dead
His philosophical polemics
And metaphysical systemics
Got him no heavenly cred
I am the god of Hell Fire!

2689

I am the god of Hell Fire!
My girl fills me with desire.

2690

I am the god of Hell Fire!
My girl fills me with desire.
The problem is she

2691

I am the god of Hell Fire!
My girl fills me with desire.
The problem is she
Makes it burn when I pee

2692

Sorry guys but are you allowed to do this to your own entry? Sometimes you just have to, so I correct myself:

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche said
That God was, in a word, dead
His philosophical polemics
And metaphysical systemics
Got him street, but no heavenly, cred

Carry on

2693

I am the god of Hell Fire!
My girl fills me with desire.
The problem is she
Makes it burn when I pee
Leaving me in a mental quagmire.

We just passed post twenty-six nine-O

2694

We just passed post twenty-six nine-O
This suits us all mighty fine-So

2695

We just passed post twenty-six nine-O
This suits us all mighty fine-So
When we hit three-zero-zero-zero

2696

We just passed post twenty-six nine-O
This suits us all mighty fine-So
When we hit three-zero-zero-zero
We’ll call Jeannine Pirro

2697

We just passed post twenty-six nine-O
This suits us all mighty fine-So
When we hit three-zero-zero-zero
We’ll call Jeannine Pirro
Our first androgynous hero

Sandy had a friend in Salem.

2698

Sandy had a friend in Salem
Whose penis was starting to fail him

2699

Sandy had a friend in Salem
Whose penis was starting to fail him
He searched for a spell

2700

Sandy had a friend in Salem
Whose penis was starting to fail him
He searched for a spell[
That would cause things to swell

2701

Sandy had a friend in Salem
Whose penis was starting to fail him.
He searched for a spell
That would cause things to swell;
But, sadly, nothing would avail him.

So Sandy went down to the drug store

2702

So Sandy went down to the drug store
She was in a rush for a little more

2703

So Sandy went down to the drug store
She was in a rush for a little more
Than that Salem flop had

2704

So Sandy went down to the drug store
She was in a rush for a little more
Than that Salem flop had
So she called her dad

2705

So Sandy went down to the drug store
She was in a rush for a little more
Than that Salem flop had
So she called her dad
Whose manhood was hung like a boar

She asked him, “How do you do it?”

2706

She asked him, “How do you do it?”
Todd said “Just wait till I touch your ‘bit.’”

2707

She asked him, “How do you do it?”
Todd said “Just wait till I touch your ‘bit.’”
Things got really odd