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2708

But all she did was nod

2709

She asked him, “How do you do it?”
Todd said “Just wait till I touch your ‘bit.’”
Things got really odd
But all she did was nod.
Todd said “this feels like counterfeit.”

Alice liked to play the guitar.

2710

Alice liked to play the guitar
In the nude on the hood of her car

2711

Alice liked to play the guitar
In the nude on the hood of her car
The speed of her fingering

2712

Alice liked to play the guitar
In the nude on the hood of her car
The speed of her fingering
left many pianists lingering

2713

Alice liked to play the guitar
In the nude on the hood of her car
The speed of her fingering
left many pianists lingering
feeling they were in a boudoir.
Cathy had quite a pair of loafers

2714

Cathy had quite a pair of loafers
That she scuffed up while diving at gophers

2715

Cathy had quite a pair of loafers
That she scuffed up while diving at gophers
But those rodents were quicker

2716

Cathy had quite a pair of loafers
That she scuffed up while diving at gophers
But those rodents were quicker
Than four shots of liquor

2717

Cathy had quite a pair of loafers
That she scuffed up while diving at gophers
But those rodents were quicker
Than four shots of liquor
Consumed by a pair of drunk chauffeurs

There’s nothing like laying in bed

2718

There’s nothing like laying in bed
Though I would say “lying” instead.

2719

There’s nothing like laying in bed
Though I would say “lying” instead.
Cathy’s eyes got a big surprise

2720

There’s nothing like laying in bed
Though I would say “lying” instead.
Cathy’s eyes got a big surprise
comprehending the size

2721

There’s nothing like laying in bed
Though I would say “lying” instead.
Cathy’s eyes got a big surprise
comprehending the size
was one formidable spearhead.

Fred liked to draw in the sand.

2722

Fred liked to draw in the sand,
But his artistic skills were quite bland.

2723

Fred liked to draw in the sand,
But his artistic skills were quite bland.
So instead of his finger

2724

Fred liked to draw in the sand,
But his artistic skills were quite bland.
So instead of his finger
He used a dead ringer

2725

Fred liked to draw in the sand,
But his artistic skills were quite bland.
So instead of his finger
He used a dead ringer
And that’s how his whole body got tanned
I like to smoke weed now and then

2726

I like to smoke weed now and then
In a bong with a pinch of cayenne

2727

I like to smoke weed now and then
In a bong with a pinch of cayenne
But when I get high