I like to smoke weed now and then
In a bong with a pinch of cayenne.
But when I get high
I breathe in, then sigh
I like to smoke weed now and then
In a bong with a pinch of cayenne
But when I get high
I breathe in, then sigh
And wonder why I did it again
Because being stoned is a curious maze
Because being stoned is a curious maze
And gives me such a purple haze.
Because being stoned is a curious maze
And gives me such a purple haze
I prefer drinking liquour
Because being stoned is a curious maze
And gives me such a purple haze
I prefer drinking liquour
Though it makes me sicker
Because being stoned is a curious maze
And gives me such a purple haze
I prefer drinking liquour
Though it makes me sicker
Dope keeps me happily crazed.
Laura went out on a bagatelle.
Laura went out on a bagatelle.
But it didn’t keep out water so well
Laura went out on a bagatelle.
But it didn’t keep out water so well
She was soaked to her knickers
Laura went out on a bagatelle.
But it didn’t keep out water so well
She was soaked to her knickers
So she borrowed the vicar’s
Laura went out on a bagatelle.
But it didn’t keep out water so well
She was soaked to her knickers
So she borrowed the vicar’s
Boxers or briefs? She never will tell.
It’s September, so try to remember
It’s September, so try to remember
To keep up with your member.
It’s September, so try to remember
To keep up with your member.
Though you may fall behind
It’s September, so try to remember
To keep up with your member.
Though you may fall behind
As you bump and you grind
It’s September, so try to remember
To keep up with your member.
Though you may fall behind
As you bump and you grind
Try to keep it spry till December.
Bernard, he read Schopenhauer
Bernard, he read Schopenhauer.
Not once did he stop, for an hour
Bernard, he read Schopenhauer.
Not once did he stop, for an hour
when he finally put it down
Bernard, he read Schopenhauer.
Not once did he stop, for an hour
when he finally put it down
He sat there with a frown
Bernard, he read Schopenhauer.
Not once did he stop, for an hour
when he finally put it down
He sat there with a frown
It seems Arthur was not for girl power
Pinkerty Binkerty, the inventor of cheese
Pinkerty Binkerty, the inventor of cheese
sniffed it once and immediately sneezed
Pinkerty Binkerty, the inventor of cheese
sniffed it once and immediately sneezed
Inspired, he had this flash of panache