Loopy Limericks

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2748

Pinkerty Binkerty, the inventor of cheese
sniffed it once and immediately sneezed
Inspired, he had this flash of panache
He’d add cheese to his Hungarian goulash

2749

Pinkerty Binkerty, the inventor of cheese
sniffed it once and immediately sneezed
Inspired, he had this flash of panache
He’d add cheese to his Hungarian goulash
But it tasted like shrimp and dead bees

While her boyfriend hid under the bed

2750

While her boyfriend hid under the bed
Nancy had sex with the man she’d just wed.

2751

While her boyfriend hid under the bed
Nancy had sex with the man she’d just wed.
And Nancy was full of a sudden sadness.

2752

While her boyfriend hid under the bed
Nancy had sex with the man she’d just wed.
And Nancy was full of a sudden sadness.
Because of her badness

2753

While her boyfriend hid under the bed
Nancy had sex with the man she’d just wed
And Nancy felt sadness
Because of her badness
So she edited poems instead
As I was saying, before I got drunk

2754

As I was saying, before I got drunk
And accidentally puked in my bunk

2755

As I was saying, before I got drunk
And accidentally puked in my bunk
Before I got drunk were you wenching

2756

eloquently, you need to read up on limericks.

2757

As I was saying, before I got drunk
And accidentally puked in my bunk
I felt like a failure

2758

As I was saying, before I got drunk
And accidentally puked in my bunk
I felt like a failure
When I drink like a sailor

2759

As I was saying, before I got drunk
And accidentally puked in my bunk
I felt like a failure
When I drink like a sailor
Then wake up smelling like a skunk
My girlfriend done kicked me out the house

2760

My girlfriend done kicked me out the house
Should I know she’s afraid of my mouse?

2761

My girlfriend done kicked me out the house
Should I know she’s afraid of my mouse?
Liza had a big scare

2762

My girlfriend done kicked me out the house
Should I know she’s afraid of my mouse?
Liza had a big scare
And shrieked from the height of a chair

2763

I’ll just leave this here:

Ta-ta-tum ta-ta-tum ta-ta-tum
Ta-ta-tum ta-ta-tum ta-ta-tum
Ta-ta-tum ta-ta-tum
Ta-ta-tum ta-ta-tum
Ta-ta-tum ta-ta-tum ta-ta-tum

Or something similar.

2764

My girlfriend done kicked me out the house
Should I know she’s afraid of my mouse?
Liza had a big scare
And shrieked from a chair
Popping the buttons on her blouse!

I hate that limerick’s rhyme set up

2765

Is that a play or a comment?

2766

I hate that limerick’s rhyme set up
Is that a play or a comment?
And the ones with no metre

2767

I hate that limerick’s rhyme set up
Is that a play or a comment?
And the ones with no metre
Cause me to teeter