Loopy Limericks

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2788

The Japanese make such fine cars
But their poetry’s mostly arse.
From renga to haiku
That’s only my cue

2789

The Japanese make such fine cars
But their poetry’s mostly arse.
From renga to haiku
That’s only my cue
To write doggerel until I see stars.

My flatulent dog does agree,

2790

My flatulent dog does agree,
(this stays strictly between you and me)

2791

My flatulent dog does agree,
(this stays strictly between you and me)
That when he lets one blow

2792

My flatulent dog does agree,
(this stays strictly between you and me)
That when he lets one blow
I can only forego

2793

My flatulent dog does agree,
(this stays strictly between you and me)
That when he lets one blow
I can only forego
with a half hearted apology.

I was playing piano one night

2794

I was playing piano one night
when I got an awful fright

2795

I was playing piano one night
when I got an awful fright.
All my fingers got stiff

2796

I was playing piano one night
when I got an awful fright.
All my fingers got stiff
And then I got a whiff

2797

I was playing piano one night
when I got an awful fright.
All my fingers got stiff
And then I got a whiff
Of my flatulent dog and took flight

I ordered a Whopper for lunch

2798

I ordered a Whopper for lunch
But took a bite and then felt a crunch

2799

I ordered a Whopper for lunch
But took a bite and then felt a crunch
A cockroach, still twitching

2800

I ordered a Whopper for lunch
But took a bite and then felt a crunch
A cockroach, still twitching
Caused my innards to start pitching

2801

I ordered a Whopper for lunch
But took a bite and then felt a crunch
A cockroach, still twitching
Caused my innards to start pitching
Now I’m hitting the King with a punch!

Ronald McDonald is so scary.

2802

Ronald McDonald is so scary.
He makes me most wary.

2803

Ronald McDonald is so scary.
He makes me most wary.
But when I think of those nuggets

2804

Ronald McDonald is so scary.
He makes me most wary.
But when I think of those nuggets
Or the Colonel’s chicken buckets

2805

Ronald McDonald is so scary.
He makes me most wary.
But when I think of those nuggets
Or the Colonel’s chicken buckets
I’d rather decline and eat nary.

The ides of September are past,

2806

The ides of September are past,
and Canadian Thanksgiving comes up fast,

2807

The ides of September are past,
and Canadian Thanksgiving comes up fast,
So when Halloween’s here