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The ides of September are past,
and Canadian Thanksgiving comes up fast,
So when Halloween’s here
I get right in gear

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The ides of September are past,
and Canadian Thanksgiving comes up fast,
So when Halloween’s here
I get right in gear
Ready to make you all aghast.

At four am in the morning

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At four am in the morning
I received the most peculiar warning

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At four am in the morning
I received the most peculiar warning
Then my bowel just gave way

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At four am in the morning
I received the most peculiar warning
Then my bowel just gave way
And I was heard to say

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At four am in the morning
I received the most peculiar warning
Then my bowel just gave way
And I was heard to say
“Look out for my storming.”

Eddy Lipkins had this fear

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Eddy Lipkins had this fear
of piercings, anywhere but ear

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Eddy Lipkins had this fear
of piercings, anywhere but ear
But Albert, the Prince

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Eddy Lipkins had this fear
of piercings, anywhere but ear
But Albert, the Prince
Gave Ed a few hints

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Eddy Lipkins had this fear
of piercings, anywhere but ear
But Albert, the Prince
Gave Ed a few hints
'Bout his glans and other parts near
Big Tom liked to show off his package

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Big Tom liked to show off his package
And when he bends over, his crackage

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Big Tom liked to show off his package
And when he bends over, his crackage
His two buns would stun

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Big Tom liked to show off his package
And when he bends over, his crackage
His two buns would stun
Absolutely everyone

2821

Big Tom liked to show off his package
And when he bends over, his crackage
His two buns would stun
Absolutely everyone
But his jealous wife dealt him big time smackage
Thar be something unusual 'bout pirates

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Thar be something unusual 'bout pirates
They stroke their long bears and they admire its

2823

Thar be something unusual 'bout pirates
They stroke their long bears and they admire its
fur all a glistening,

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Thar be something unusual 'bout pirates
They stroke their long bears and they admire its
fur all a glistening,
and pretend to be listening

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Thar be something unusual 'bout pirates
They stroke their long bears and they admire its
fur all a glistening,
As the crews stands by listening

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Thar be something unusual 'bout pirates
They stroke their long bears and they admire its
fur all a glistening,
As the crews stands by listening
Slyly fingering their eyelets

September tis a time for free play

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September tis a time for free play
Whether you’be straight or gay